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Castlevania 3

by FireAarro November 13, 2003
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Castlevania: The Adventure

The first Castlevania game for the Gameboy, and almost inarguably the worst game in the entire series. The music is pretty damn good, just like in any Castlevania game...and that's really the only good thing anyone has to say about it.
With a protagonist that moves slower than a sedated turtle and can't jump to save his life, a lack of subweapons which are present in all the other games, a lot of sections where you MUST get invincibility to avoid getting hit as soon as you spawn, a stage that becomes unwinnable if you take the wrong path, a weapon that downgrades when you get hit, a multitude of sections where it's impossible to NOT get hit without whip upgrades, insultingly easy boss fights (except for Dracula, whose second form is actually quite tough), and tricky parkour sections that are made almost impossible by the painfully slow movement of the protagonist, Castlevania: The Adventure is often considered one of the worst games for the Gameboy.
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 13, 2022
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The Castlevania

Beat Dracula(your partner) with the Vampire Killer(your penis), then unleash your holy magic attack(semen) upon them. Repeat till the person is dead(knocked unconcious) Congratulations, you defeated Dracula.
I met some girl proclaiming herself as a vampire. So I did the Castlevania on her.
by Eric e March 6, 2007
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Castlevening

A period of two of two months
I'll watch Better Call Saul in a castlevening, don't worry
by t33naged1rtbag October 12, 2022
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CastleVazi

CastleVazi’s are a castlevania-inspired group that usually works with Neo-Nazi groups to target CastleVania fans, they aren’t kind. They are usually antisemitic and their symbol is the “Xi” (Ξ) in Greek. They are usually illiterate. They are also prevalent in the fandom. They are sometimes linked to TCC (Usually columbine). Their quotes are “The Three Lines Never Fade In The Fog” they usually don’t watch the show or play the games. or take photos. They are also racists. they hate on people for their skin color. their gender. They’re xenophobic. they worship Alucard. Juste Belmont. and Leon Belmont for their hair color and their eye color. (Cause they look like “the perfect European man”) .
“The Three Lines Never Fade In The Fog fellow CastleVazi..”
by theCVACguy October 5, 2025
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