customer service voice

When you raise your voice to a higher pitch to sound nicer or sweeter.

“Crystal, your customer service voice is so different from your regular voice!”

by RandoBrando August 14, 2018

slim customer

An unreliable person, a scammer.

"Watch out for Allenby. He's a slim customer" from the movie Lawrence of Arabia (1962)

by RKeller1 July 6, 2017

Slippery Customer

Someone who is devious, cheeky and very naughty.

Because of these almost superhuman levels of deviousness, the actions of a 'slippery customer' cannot be easily controlled. Such characters can cause complete carnage in many different situations (any day of the week).

A 'Slippery Customer' is certainly not a valued member of society. In some cultures, using such a term to describe someone is the deepest form of insult.

Who is that sneaking off into the cafe toilets?

I'm not sure, but i've heard he's a seriously Slippery Customer.

by MarcusHasMassiveTekkers March 6, 2011

crushtomer

a customer at your job that you have a crush on.


(term born at barnes & noble staten island.)

my crushtomer came in today, and i panicked and ran into the break room.

by katiecupcakes January 27, 2009

Slippery Customer

Someone who is devious, cheeky and very naughty. Because of these almost superhuman levels of deviousness, the actions of a 'slippery customer' cannot be easily controlled. Such characters can cause complete carnage in many different situations (any day of the week). A 'Slippery Customer' is certainly not a valued member of society. In some cultures, using such a term to describe someone is the deepest form of insult.

Who is that sneaking off into the cafe toilets?

I'm not sure, but i've heard he's a seriously Slippery Customer.

People like him have certainly derailed from the road to glory...

by MarcusHasMassiveTekkers March 2, 2011

microsoft customer support

A phrase that may be used to describe anything that does not exist.

"Dude, that unicorn is just like Microsoft customer support!"

by Herter1 February 15, 2009

customer support fever

A sexual preference of non-Indians for denizens of the Indian subcontinent, particularly after India's sudden rise to power, following the economic boom of the early 21st century. The "customer support" moniker stems from the fact that people who call Customer Support for large software companies will often end up speaking with an Indian person.

White guy: Have you seen Aishwarya Rai? She is freakin' hot!
Asian guy: Man, you've got a bad case of customer support fever!

by f.o.b. jew November 13, 2007