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Costasian

A group of people of Asian decent that shop at Costco, walking slowly and hovering over a shopping cart. These folks run to the sample tables, and push through the crowd for a bite. They are typically agressive. Often they lie down on the display patio furniture when they need to rest.
Damnit! I was trying to get a bbq pork meatball sample but the costasians beat me to it.
by Miss Catalina April 20, 2009
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Caucfasian

A Caucasian who is often mistaken for an Asian. Caucasian/Fake Asian.
Marissa: Hey, do you think Rachel Bilson is Asian?

Seth: No, she's Caucfasian. A lot of people think she's Asian, but she's actually white.

Marissa: No way!
by gaily13 July 23, 2010
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Caucasia

"Mommy, where do Norwegians come from?"
"Norwegia."
"And Canadians?"
"Canadia."
"What about Caucasians?"
"Caucasia. Shut up."
by Homeless Caucasian May 13, 2005
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Caucasian Blindfold

A sexual act preformed by two people. (M+F or M+M). To perform this act, participants must be in the 69 position and the male, (on top), rests their testicles on the bottom participants eyes.
Wife: How was work today, Honey?

Husband: I was at the water cooler with Mark from Payroll. He was telling me about giving his Wife a Caucasian Blindfold.

Wife: Caucasian Blindfold?

Husband: Yeah. I guess you just rest your balls on someones eyes in a 69 position.

Wife: That sounds nice. Let's try that out.
by dr85 November 7, 2011
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cablasian

"damn, that girl is cablasian!"
by papaya December 16, 2004
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caucasion

How dumb people (usually posting in online personals) spell "caucasian". Usually, white men or women trying to exclude nonwhites. The term is often misspelled because these people think it's unlikely that "asian" to be contained inside a term meaning "white people".
You....
between the ages 25-35. have a pic to share .. Have a job. Be caucasion.(NO forgein guys looking to get a greencard) And dont be some pervert looking to get his rocks off. (there is a section for you. its called casual encounters). Must have a good sense of humor and be able to make me laugh. and i am not asking for mr right now. so please spare me. ....
by corytz January 8, 2006
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caucasiaphile

This is a person of asian race who has an (romantic) obsession with caucasian people. Usually white males who date asian women are accused of being asiaphiles. We ask the question - what about the women?
Example:

Vickie Chang of the OC Weekly accuses Orange County men of being asiaphiles, though never explores an asian womens obsession with dating white men. We like to call them caucasiaphiles.
by Merede October 3, 2007
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