Few Cards Short of a Full Deck

Refers to a person without snap or intellegence, i. e. their brain does not function as a normal person's would.

Why did your brother put his penis in the hot tub jet again?

Oh, he's got a few cards short of a full deck.

Few Cards Short of a Full Deck by DrHarley06 October 30, 2007

cary sherman 

The president of the stupidest groups known as the RIAA , Who thinks we can push people to buy cds by sueing little 12 year old girls and 67 year old grandpas.

This guy claims to protect artists, but really he just profits on them, and slaves them, collecting most of the cd money.

ummmmm ya i dont know what to put....

cary sherman by Dude July 29, 2004

cerys stuart 

a stupid bitch who gets at least one rake to the face, she’s got blue eyes, single asf

omg ur defo a cerys stuart

cerys stuart by fatfrickwithchickennuggets December 3, 2019

House-of-Cards Justice System 

A "house-of-cards justice system" is a system that gives the illusion of standing for justice, but is simply a set of barely balanced cards, stacked upon each other to suit the requirement of the time, and which will collapse on closer analysis.

Johnny: Dang, a minority religious leader from my neighborhood was charged and convicted based on no evidence or witnesses
Jake: Hays County has a house-of-cards justice system

House-of-Cards Justice System by Jake Pepper May 10, 2011

caryss 

A girls name meaning love and popularity. You will always see caryss around the cute boy and besties with the most popular girl. Can be tough and have moods, but get to know her and she will always make you smile

Why are you laughing so much?
Caryss told me a joke!

caryss by Milliebug April 4, 2018

Cary High School 

The first public high school in north carolina. CHS probably has more traditions and spirit than all neighboring high schools put together. CHS has great soccer, football, and wrestling teams. Which are always a good time to hang out at. And at cary we don't feel the need to deal with freshmen, so they have their own campus up the street. Though the school does have a 7 point grading scale(which sucks cuz that makes 92 a B) and has too many teachers that are homework nazis, in reality the students and the faculty are nice, cool people. If you're looking for a good time CHS parties/games/dances are the place.

rain dancin with the crazy cary crew in the mcdonalds parking lot... in the senior parking lot...in some street in morrisville outside of the car!

Cary High School by dirty blondie May 29, 2005

caryssa 

Means "beloved" in Greek.

The best friend you will ever have. A beautiful, witty girl who drives an earth killer and is banned from consuming milkshake beverages. She owns enough handbags, blouses, and perfumes to start a Macy's. Also, your future maid-of-honor.

Dude, who was that chick with the Coach sunglasses driving that really nice car?"

"Oh, that was just Caryssa."

caryssa by unknown girl February 9, 2014