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Conservative white women who look the other way to the detriment of society (like mob wives).
"That Republican white woman is as comfortable and carefree as Carmela Soprano."

"She's definitely a Carmela."

"Those Carmelas make me sick."

Kids in cages? "I don't see anything."
Minorities lack healthcare? "Doesn't affect me. I don't care, do you?"
Carmela by Sonof September 13, 2021
your best friend at heart who will make u feel at home no matter what anoying at times but is always walking in with energy even when times are bad they bring u up with a fuck u 😭
Carmela your best friend at heart who will make u feel at home no matter what anoying at times but is always walking in with energy even when times are bad they bring u up with a fuck u 😭
Carmela by Uhfyjhfddsyh09 July 11, 2022

carmela <3 

the most beautiful, hot, cute, pretty girl in the entire world with exquisite fashion sense and is super super super nice and sweet, also very funi and goofy ahh
carmela <3 by jeri :) May 25, 2022

carmelo capocasale 

A random 50 year old who is getting randomly added on social media. Once you friend him he posts "welcome" to your timeline and shares a photo of you onto his timeline. Do any of us know who he is? No, but he is a friend all Facebook users must have.
"I have a new friend on Facebook"
"Who is it?"
"carmelo capocasale"
"Good choice"

Carmel Hell Week 

An Instagram page dedicated to a week of horrors in February 2018 at Carmel High School in Indiana. The page showcased memes from the many fights in commons, the school shooting scare in C lunch, the 3.5 seconds & puppies speech by Dr. Humus, and the Friday where nobody went to school. The account quickly amassed a large following among Carmel students by gaining over 1,000 followers within a day of being created. The account now has over 4,300 followers and has made more recent posts about the electricity bills, the $25 charge to park in the lot, meme day, and most recently the explosion. Carmel Hell Week provides all the memes, videos, and news about Carmel High School that the administration tries to keep secret. Because of this the account has continued to grow and become a big part of the current Carmel student body culture.
Bro, Carmel Hell Week was the craziest, scariest, and best week in Carmel High School history.

If you missed the latest fight in commons, check out Carmel Hell Week.
Carmel Hell Week by 3.5puppies January 16, 2019

Carmel Academy 

An unaffiliated, Jewish School in Greenwich, CT. Formerly known as WFHA, they changed the name in the middle of the year after receiving a 10 million dollar grant. This grant was used to fund many important things, such as computer programs like Kidspiration and Gimp (?). At "CA," you will not learn geography, nor grammer. You may read an average of 2.5 books a year, along with an average of 9 movies. You get to show your individuality with collared shirts in every color (solid, of course), and khakis in black, navy, brown, olive, grey, and purple (?). You can make many friends at Carmel, everyone in your grade (avg=15) is super nice, and accepting, even your teachers will be your friends! The average sentence you hear a student say at Carmel is, "Man, I love this school!" and for teachers, it's, "Where's your kippah? Your head looks cold." COME TO CARMEL WOOOHOOOO GO EAGLES!!!! OOPS HAWKS YAYY GO HAWKS!
Jacob: Hey, did you make the Carmel Academy basketball team?

Rebecca: What kind of question is that? I didn't even need to sign up, they begged me to!

Jacob: But, you've only played once in your life...?

Rebecca: Does it really matter? We just need enough "players!"
Carmel Academy by superjew123456789 September 4, 2012