Carl's Jr.

Popular watering hole for young Ahwatukee dwellers. When they are out of Beer.

Hey dude let's go waste the night sitting at Carl's Jr.

by Clint W March 30, 2005

Carl’s Jr.

Incepted in the fall of 2017, a Carl’s Jr. is a uncomfortable sexual act involving two individuals, two lubeless hands and a lot of effort. The receiver of the Carl, must bend over, cheeks spread while the giver, hands in prayer form, aggressively and quickly jams them into the rectum of the receiver. Usually, this is a one time event but there have been three recorded accounts of a Multi-Carl which includes extraction and reinsertion multiple times.

If someone is feeling particularly limber, the receiver may try to execute a Two Armed Carl or as it has been know in some circles, a Carl Sr.. The move incorporates both the hands and arms. Not recommended for midgets or people with a bad back.

This line for the Beck concert is taking forever! To kill time, let’s go to that alley over there and I’ll give you a Carl’s Jr.

by joe the juice November 10, 2017

Carl's Jr

a potent laxative which may be extremely addictive.

him: Dude, how was that Six Dollar Burger?
me: Dude, i think its kicking in.
him: Oh shit, furrealz?
me: Yeah, hold on i gotta go to the bathroom.
(20 minutes later)
me: Dude all that shitting made me hungry. Let's go to Carl's JR.

by Darnigga July 17, 2009

Carl's Milkshake

While your kid is sleeping, sneak into his room with your wife and start to bone down. If you can finish and yell "CARL" before he wakes up, you win.

We snuck into his room, started pounding it out, and I was like "CARRRRRL!" Then he woke up. It was awkward. And now I'm on a government list. But I got a Carl's Milkshake!

by Danosue June 6, 2020

Carl’s sister

One hell of a ride. Carl’s Sister.

That bike is so smooth and the ride is so much fun, it’s like Carl’s sister. One hell of a ride.

by Mkultra51 September 18, 2023

Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

Plugging a product shamelessly in conversation, as if the company was paying you every time you did so. From the movie Idiocracy, where a character is paid every time he inserts "Brought to you by Carl's Jr." into a conversation.

Steve: Man my new Apple Iphone is AWESOME!
Bill: No way, my new Microsoft Windows phone is better than sex!!!
Normal person (without cult-like loyalty): Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

by tiku December 6, 2012

Uncle Carl's Dumpster Kick

When you duct tape a whoopie cushion to your foot and kick a female mexican in the ass three times, then proceed to dump a gallon of dog shit on her noggin while listening to the Christmas carol "Jingle Bell Rock"

Andy: Hey, Kimberly came over last night.
Steve: The girl that moved here from Mexico?
Andy: Yeah! I totally gave her a Uncle Carl's Dumpster Kick.

by LoganTheWise November 6, 2011