college basketball capital of the world 

Located in Storrs, Connecticut. Home of the UConn Huskies. When asking a random student from UConn why they chose to attend here, you'll most likely hear the response of "UConn basketball, duh..". On top of that, the women along with the men both consistently beat every other team's ass.

Friend: "Hey man, was thinking of applying to Kentucky or Duke, I heard they have a great basketball program."

Me: "Fuck outta here, have you ever considered the college basketball capital of the world? Those schools are jokes compared to UConn.

college basketball capital of the world by Huskies02 November 19, 2015

rainbow capitalism

when big corporations pretend to support gay people and trans people but they actually just want more people to buy their stuff

Person A: Hey look, there is a trans man in the new Gillette commercial!

Person B: Don't get your hopes up, it's just rainbow capitalism

rainbow capitalism by vejtics June 2, 2019

Capital high school 

A terrible fucking place where snakes roam the hallways, don’t stand in the same place for too long or some nigga with rainbow hair will definitely roll up on ur ass and talk about anime. If u see that sketchy kid in the back reach for his bag fucking run you don’t have long to live (aye but at least we aren’t Boise high lol fuck that school)

“What school do you go to?”

“I go to capital High school”

“oh u must be a fucking faggot lol”

Capital high school by TittyBoiMac October 15, 2018

Super Capitalism 

A progression of the capitalist system that ensures more people are capitalists; essentially making the business owners and bosses the workers and in other ways ensuring mass profits for all.

Are you a Socialist? No, I’m a Super Capitalist.

Vaush and Chomsky are components of Super Capitalism.

Super Capitalism by Ketamoid Yoda January 1, 2021

Melvin Capital 

An extremely shitty hedge fund made up of scammers and money-having monkeys. Bribe companies like Robinhood and Discord to censor the smart retards who pour all their money into $GME.

Tried to tell my fellow retards on Discord to buy the dips and HOLD buy got my account banned by Melvin Capital

TO THE MOON! 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

Melvin Capital by Mama turtle January 28, 2021

Caridad 

A beautiful girl who amazing, awesome, phenomenal. Caridad is a girl who will always be there for you no matter what. She doesn't trust easily, but thats okay. Because she's a keeper. You have to earn her trust like how you earn a person's love. Caridad is a best friend, one that will always listen, one that doesn't want to see you hurt, one that will cry with you, laugh with you.. Caridad is the type of person you'd want to share memories with, which is amazing because you have to be careful with who you share memories with. Those things simply last forever. Caridad is the light in your darkness, she's the light at the end of your tunnel. If she doesn't like you, she will tell you straight up. If she loves you, she will tell you. She lives in the moment. She seizes the day. Because she knows that you never know when tomorrow, won't exist. Caridad makes you see the brighter things in life. she's your sunshine. She's one of the most amazing reasons why you're still breathing, one of the most amazing reasons why you're still here. Caridad is the type of girl you just can't replace. Caridad is crazy, let me tell you. One time, Caridad and I took off our shoes and started clapping for Jesus. Caridad is the bomb dot com, she's humorus and there is never a dull moment when you're with Caridad. Caridad, is just Caridad.

Caridad is amazing.

Caridad is beautiful
Caridad is awesome.
Caridad is crazy, man.

Caridad by Megan Fucking Anderson December 21, 2013

CAROTAN 

CAROTAN is a ship. The best ship!

OMG I STAN CAROTAN!

CAROTAN by Carotan September 17, 2019