cardiovascular bronchitis

If you are looking this up, you are probably going to die. It is a deathly disease, that you would bleed from every orifice. If the first symptom is coughing and cannot stop. Go tell your mom because you probably have less than 24 hours for you die.

Person: Doctor something is wrong, I cannot stop coughing.

Doctor: Are you bleeding anywhere?
Person: Well, I went to poop and blood came out.

Doctor: Oh, no.. you have cardiovascular bronchitis...

by TheSickDick February 17, 2020

Cardiovascular Assistant I

Otherwise known as a TA, a comical and tardy individual who’s consistently only productive on Thursdays.

This damn CardioVascular Assistant I (TA)never gets any linen.

by Pavss June 8, 2018

cardiovascular spectacular

An extremely violent heart attack, often with multiple simultaneous blockages.

Wow, Bill had no chance of surviving that cardiovascular spectacular!

by Harvey Hilton June 25, 2018

cardiovascular whore

A girl who loves veiny arms and hands on a guy after he works out.

Oh my god sanuvar is such a cardiovascular whore!

by localsouptime April 30, 2019

cardiovascular whore

A girl who likes veiny arms and hands

Sofía is such a cardiovascular whore, always asking for hand pics.

by Cardiovascular hoe April 30, 2019

cardiogram

A kind of graph printed on an electrocardiograph

I'm a cardiogram specialist.

by DraglousJam October 18, 2019

Cardiovascular disease

Cardiovascular disease (CVD) is any disease involving the heart or blood vessels. Mainly it is caused by listening to music by a very terrible artist by the name of “Cardi B”. Also known as “the cardi b disease”

Bardigans or whatever her fans are called usually have any type of Cardiovascular disease and 23.4% of her fans died from the disease, seriously people do NOT listen to her music, it is trash⚠️

by EMD F59PHI July 30, 2024