Captain Hook

When you walk up behind a man with legs akimbo, yell "Captain Hook!" at the top of your lungs, and kick them square in the nuts from behind.

Man, that asshole pissed me off so bad, I gave him a Captain Hook for good measure.

by Chilidog February 3, 2007

Captain Hook

Fingering a girl then "hooking" the finger in her mouth.

Friend: "Yo how'd it go last night?"
You: "I Captain Hooked that shit!"

by jellymomo April 13, 2011

captain hook

To have a crooked penis.

Little Joe had to fuck Mallisa to the side because of his captain hook.

by deez nutz in yo mouth March 16, 2007

captain hook

having a curved penis

i have a captain hook like beyonce, to the left, to the left

by haha134 May 14, 2010

Captain Hook

What u call somebody when their penis is curved like a hook.

“Tyler just accept that you are Captain Hook.”

by Meme lord Nate January 10, 2019

Captain Hook

The act of lifting a female off of the ground by her vagina using only two fingers. Most often performed, but not limited to, the dance floor.

Mike- Did you see Tristan last night at Dayglow?

Turner- Yeah, he totally Captain Hooked that girl.
Andrew- Classic

by CaptainHookHimself October 9, 2011

Captainhowdie

captainhowdie is the creator of ranfren and the hottest man alive, he is married to donskey56 (alyssa) on tiktok

donskey56: have you seen captainhowdies new twitter post?
mib: YAAAAA he was hawt!

by donskey56 August 17, 2022