by Meme lord Nate January 10, 2019
The act of lifting a female off of the ground by her vagina using only two fingers. Most often performed, but not limited to, the dance floor.
Mike- Did you see Tristan last night at Dayglow?
Turner- Yeah, he totally Captain Hooked that girl.
Andrew- Classic
Turner- Yeah, he totally Captain Hooked that girl.
Andrew- Classic
by CaptainHookHimself October 9, 2011
When you're anally fisting someone and your curl your index finger inside them while saying "Arrrrrr I'm plundering yer booty!"
by Pirate Princess Pounder February 26, 2014
someone with a crooked penis. a penis that looks like captain hook's hook. it can bend to either the east, or the west. occasionally caused by running into poles or other hard objects with a hard-on.
by erik lesley May 25, 2009
First start with her dog-style with you behind. Next you need to extend your index, ring and pinkie. The third step you need to line up and ram the index finger in the butt and the two other fingers in the vag. Make sure you have the index finger on your free hand curled to resemble a fish hook. When you ram it in, you'll 'shock' her and make her look back. This is when you want to use that 'fish hook.' Slide that finger in her mouth and pull back like you got a Marlin.
When I was attacking Catory from behind she yelled harder...so I pulled out and gave Tinker Bell the old Captain Hook!
by Kevin Todd Ruthven May 4, 2005
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