Capn Action

"master manipulator" who easily fooled a bunch of "scooby doo kids" into thinking he was real and they feel for it so easily it make me LOL.

FFU loves their Captain Action so much they tried to have oral sex with him on the internet. His cyber slut is Yimi.

by shit eater October 7, 2003

Capn Janky

Capn Janky is a twitch streamer who plays Diablo, Call of duty, pizza hero, etc.

Dude! I’m going to watch my favorite streamer, Capn Janky!

by NotForsakenlol June 3, 2023

Cap'n Insano

Cap'n Insano is a male or female who is so batshit nuts that they are the Captain on their own personal ship of fools (which consists solely of themselves).

"Darla went beserkers on me for drinking her last Yoohoo. That bitch is full-on Cap'n Insano!"

by wavyg July 17, 2014

Capndesdes

An epic scene dude from America that has awesome hair that swears a lot and does one of the best vlogs on Youtube in the history of the universe (He also has a dirty mind) he also does a lot of Q&A vids!!!

He also dosent wear bottoms (pants) when he films normally

Dude One: Hey did you see that Capndesdes video where he kills his TV?
Dude Two: No
Dude One: Well you need to it's epic

by CapnStephSteph January 23, 2012

Cap'n Crunk

Cap'n Crunch mixed with vodka.

Randy the village drunk always ate Cap'n Crunk for breakfast.

by Wray&Nephew November 28, 2012

Cap’n Crunch

Sex position when Person A rides Person B while Person B sucks person A’s dick whilst Person B makes an up and down crunching motion.

“I Cap’n Crunched for breakfast this morning!”
“Is that why you have milk all over your face?”

by Strapped on sutra April 26, 2020

Cap'n Henry

(1) A green pirate That lives in an outhouse on an island. He likes to call his business "swishy swishys" and often uses it to build things. He also enjoys skateboarding.

He is part of the Cap'n Henry Clan along with Davis, Rachel, and Henry Wink.

(2) A religion created by Cap'n Henry. Cap'n Henry is all seeing and all knowing, and likes to make sure you're healthy and avoid constipation.

(1) I wonder what Cap'n Henry's up to today.

(2) I just joined the Cap'n Henry Religion and so should you! Smile! Cap'n Henry loves you!

by Henry1223 February 18, 2008