capulate

another way of sayin cap (cap means lie)

so like if u are being 100% deadass honest u would say capulate

guy 1: i ain’t even capulate i’m lowkey depressed
guy 2: oh shit fr, ay yo pass the boof

by ay mf stfu August 13, 2019

callapitter

A popular bastardization / mangling of the word caterpillar. Often used by children or in imitation of children.

Sammy: Hey Billy, come watch Johnny eat a callapitter!

Billy: You mean caterpillar, you asinine piece of shit?

by Admiral T Donx May 26, 2011

Porque no te callas?

English translation: Why don't you shut up?

A remark made by the King of Spain when Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez repeatedly insulted and spoke over Spanish Prime Minister Jose Maria Aznar calling him a "fascist" at the Cumbre Iberoamericana.

In reality, anyone with half a brain knows that the fascist dictator is actually Chavez himself.

Hugo Chavez: You are a fascist blah blah blah...

King of Spain: Porque no te callas?

by duh-nee December 15, 2007

Callander

A small town located in the mid north. We have a beautiful lake, many beaches an amazing park.And all the people in Callander are very friendly:)

"Wow have you ever visited such a beautiful place?"
"Ya I have its called Callander,Ontario"

by callander_Lover April 19, 2009

shot calla

Someone who calls all the shots in the household.

I'm gonna be a balla, shot calla!

by Holla Back! January 26, 2003

A Callahan

When you screw over your soldiers or employees because you can't get over your own bitterness. Applies to all people who revel in ruining the lives of others because of their own whimsical opinions. Common symptoms of "A Callahan" include Napoleon Complex, little dick syndrome, and others.

"Dude, my boss won't let me take vacation for my honeymoon. He's pulling a Callahan on me."
"I literally had COVID but my professor won't let me make up the exam. What a Callahan."

by psyfloperator November 18, 2020

Callaghan

Carrying out desperate but successful last minute actions

Bankruptcy loomed, but we Callaghaned the deal.

by Evil G April 9, 2009