Sprang-Capelle

A Sprang-Capelle is a fake ass gangster who thinks he's a true Capone, but instead is a Sprang-Capelle loser who cannot even get the surname right. They are usually total faggots and pedophiles and crazy because of all the drug-filled orgies they participate in. Typically of Italian or white descent, they are reliving the glory days of the mob that they never participated in.

Paul: "Hey Tone, how ya doin'? You heard o' Jackie?"
Tone: "Jackie who?"
Paul: "Jackie ehh, you know! Jackie *whistles*."
Tone: "Ohh yeah that Jackie. Why didn't you say you meant Jackie Sprang-Capelle. He's in prison ain't he? For kiddy fiddlin'?"
Paul: "Yeah that's right, badabing badaboop, the fucker is in the coop."

by AlCrispyCaponeCabron October 15, 2023

Collegiate A Cappella

Music done by college students involving only voices and no instruments. Usually sounds stupid and worse than the original hits because the performers are drunk and care more about getting laid. There are some good groups, but mostly just a soloist sucking and the rest of the group going "doo-doo."

Kayne West: Yo Off the Beat, I'm really happy for you guys, and I'm gonna let you finish, but the original artists had better versions of the songs you covered.

Ivygate blog: Worst College A Cappella group is Chord on Blues

Oscar Wilde: Collegiate A Cappella? Sounds like getting dildo up my ass.

by MusicLover4life December 14, 2009

a capello

A capella when all the singers are male.

Nate has a really good voice when he sings a capello.

by Glee4Life December 9, 2013

urban a cappella

A combination of gospel, hip-hop, funk and rap generes, produced with only the human voice and no instrumental accompaniment.

The vocal band, Three 5 and 6 were the originators of the urban a cappella sound.

by Dr. Dre January 9, 2004

Casella Pet

An awkwardly small, frail man that lives on the business end of a leash with various ball gags and butt plugs in every orifice. The Casella Pet holds the record for storing a light bulb in his ass for the longest period in history without breaking. Once an iconic business man, the Casella Pet contracted Meiselthelioma on a camping trip which caused his desire to become a gay slave living in a box.

Last night Hollywood was bored throttling chicks in the bullpen, so he opened a bottle of Bordeaux and decided to let the Casella Pet out of his box.

by Mac Handy May 25, 2015

going for the capillaries

Making an ineffectual attack against a relatively minor aspect of an argument or adversary, leaving the object of the attack unaffected.

An attack that is misplaced and off-target and does not address the fundamental issue.

The tactical opposite of "going for the jugular."

In argument, correcting your opponent's grammar instead of attacking her argument is an example of "going for the capillaries."

by MaxwellX August 1, 2010

capelle

A Private Orchestra - or Band - of a Prince.

Coined by a Soldier of Fortune - in the 3 seconds he wasn't Looking in The Mirror. He was to learn one of life's toughest lessons: Money makes you So Lonely.

Capelle:
A former village in the Dutch province of North Brabent.
One of Australia's largest accessories businesses specialising in handbags & sweatbands.

Capellmeister:
The musical director in a royal chapel.

Capelle Presents - Burn the Witch Rock/Breakbeat/Electroacoustic
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by Helen Melon3 March 26, 2008