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Poor Fellow's Canteen 

A clear, half-liter or gallon plastic container that would normally hold milk, orange juice, or chocolate milk, is converted to a reusable water jug.
John: "Hey dude, can I have some of your gatorade?"

Ryan: "Hey man, I'm sick of your bullshit. Get your own!"

John: "Woah, okay dude, chill out dick munch."

(Thus John is too cheap to buy gatorade in bulk and converts half-liter orange juice to water jug)

({ Next day at Practice)

Ryan: "Hey John, forgot my gatorade. Can I have some?"

John: (Has more than enough water) "Fuck off faggot!"

...Thus Poor Fellow's Canteen was born

Grilled Fish Taco From The Canteen

When your name is dahir and you get a grilled Fish taco from the canteen, which is actually a burrito and when you bite into it you produce A satisfying/disturbing scene, you close you eyes while you delicately bite into the soft tortilla.
Grilled Fish taco from the canteen The sandwich

you take a sip from trusty your vault 13 canteen 

player: im going to kill all of the brotherhood of steel and ncr at the same time
game: YOU TAKE A SIP FROM YOUR TRUSTY VAULT 13 CANTEEN
player: imma chug out of this sink so i dont waste a stimpack
game: YOU TAKE A SIP FROM YOUR TRUSTY VAULT 13 CANTEEN

player: thank you game very non deathclaw of you
you take a sip from trusty your vault 13 canteen

mexican canteen

The act of drinking anal juices after sex. Can be used for both men and women.
Person 1: "I had hot shower anal with a 57 year old black dude at a truckstop!"

Person 2: "Were you on top?"

Person 1: "Hell yeah, and I drink the juices coming out of his ass afterwards!"

Person 2: "Damn! That's a classic Mexican canteen!"
mexican canteen by Daddybutter March 1, 2015

Quang Anh canteen 

The best canteen in FPT School. It offers a variety of totally FDA-compliant dishes filled with exquisite ingredients such as flies and staplers. Culinary experience ranges from the blandest porridge to the eternally unchanging rice. Though it is gone it will never be forgotten. RIP
I will get my required daily iron intake from staplers at Quang Anh canteen

canteening 

The act of traveling to the Merritt Canteen to get some amazing grub such as the Brutal Dog, Clam Strips, Mac-N-Cheez Bites, or a 1/3lbs Bison Cheeseburger. Preferably around 2 a.m. when your high or drunk as fuck.
Are we canteening when you get home?
For sure

Canteen Canteen
canteening by canteen freak December 15, 2011
Old, respected family of native american decent. Derived from the Seneca word kanien meaning mighty. There are only a few remaining caneens left in the world. Most died during the Revolutionary War. Words to describe them are, fierce, loyal, self sacrificing, strong, witty, intelligent, and cunning
Why can't I find any caneens.
Caneen by Iroquois75 April 16, 2015