Canker Sore

A person so annoying it's painful.

We were having the greatest night of our lives until those 2 canker sores showed up and they wouldn't leave. It always takes too long for a canker sore to go away.

by g_lo_t December 13, 2013

canker-bloom

A dry bit of snot hanging down from someone's nose. You know the thing, you just can't take your eyes off it and you know you should tell the offender, but you can't.

Oh yuck! He's got a canker-bloom. Tell him he needs to blow his nose.

by Chris Virtue July 25, 2006

Canker-Cunt

A female who either has a nasty-ass pussy from being a whore or a bitch who has canker-like sores on her pussy, also from being a whore.

I love my sister, but she really is a fuckin canker-cunt!

by LilosLingo September 4, 2015

Canker dick

In short terms someone that has a canker sore on their penis dude

Dude I think I have a bad case of canker dick it hurts bro

by Rootwitch June 9, 2020

Booty Canker

A gangrenous or ulcerous sore, generally found in the mouth. When eating copious amount of salt and vinegar chips it has been found to cause cankers in the entrance mouth and exit booty.

I have to sit on an O-ring, I ate an entire bag of salt and vinegar chips and my booty cankers are killing me!

by Dispatch Diva May 7, 2011

Wanker Canker

Literally, a canker caused by too much wanking. Synonymous with the term sandy vagina.

That guy had a major wanker canker - what a dick!

by Ess and Em July 6, 2010

saltier than a whore's canker

Very salty.

These chips are saltier than a whore's canker

by velvetcad January 2, 2011