Candledicks

A candle shaped like a dick that will sit on your mantelpiece. To be burned during ‘special occasions’

“Yo light the candledicks, I’m Cumming over”

by Lexie is the best December 4, 2017

candledayo

aka konorobi.. cool person maybe god

Candledayo is SO COOL!

by candledayo September 17, 2021

Cangles

When you have cankles from a certain angle

She has cankles from this angle—that means she has cangles

by skankquinnfabray December 24, 2022

candled and feathered

To be ignored and Grey rocked, in fact having one’s face be blocked by something else at an event so cameras can’t see you. A la the Montecito duo.

Meghan markle and prince Harry got candled and feathered so you couldn’t even see them!!

by Theonewhosayshi268 July 15, 2023

Butt candled

When one accepts the sucky choices others have to dish up no matter how time sensitive, important or otherwise compassionate it may be. One who will unapologetically put themselves before cyclists who would happily eat salt and vinegar chips despite the cyclist being awfully overweight and lethargic. No amount of tumeric or green tablets will help. Insert rainbow shark png.

Matt was butt candled for being himself. No matter how sick he was, the butt candling would continue deep into the night.

by Hamurai September 27, 2018