cranky cankles

Shin splits or any other leg pain on a fatty.

I've been climbing stairs to drop a few hundred pounds. My cranky cankles are killing me from all the workouts!

by UUUUUU April 18, 2009

cankles

the seamless blend of calf into ankle. accomplished by inflammation, obesity, athleticism or a combinaiton of the three. the affected leg takes on the shape of a summer sausage with a human foot at the end. there is no defintion of the calf because it is obscured most often by fat which spills down over the ankle, hiding it, and causing a cankle to form.

im glad maggie doesn't have cankles anymore, although now im the only one left in the cankle support group

by ChipK September 5, 2005

Cankles

When your so fat, instead of having an ankle, you feet go straight up to your calves

Fuck those cankles are huge!

by Hmgkjfukgfkh April 5, 2015

Coffee Cankles

To see Cankles soo big, they resemble coffee cans. They also may be so big they look painful to carry around. Or they may be so big they resemble ass cheeks from the Coffee Cankles up.

EX: "Damn! Look at those Cankles." your friend or coworker say's and you say "No, I think those look more like Coffee Cankles."

by Bullfrog,Iowa April 30, 2010

canklesaurus

A beastly man-like thick ankled pant suit wearing hag.

Wow that Hillary Clinton sure is a canklesaurus.

by yycken October 18, 2008

cankles

Lack of narrowing of the lower calf where it meets the foot.

It's amazing that guy can get his shoes on with those cankles.

by SimonPure September 17, 2010

Cankles

The area that should be an ankle, but instead skips right to the foot.

"Yo Michelle has mad cankles!"

by Mortgage May 13, 2014