Canadian Bacon

Used to describe a guy who loves anis and has red sideburns.

Man Robert!! You're such a canadian bacon!!!

by Sarah Pettersson March 25, 2008

Canadian Bacon

Canadian Bacon is cooked ham.
It's funny how Canadians think they have something unique going on...

Oh my god, Canadian Bacon is soooo gay.

by TimHodges December 4, 2011

Canadian Bacon

A Canadian Penis

I sucked on his Canadian Bacon last night.

by Darwin Ching Chong June 11, 2018

Canadian Bacon

A remarkably salty piece of thick sliced ham, that in no way, shape or form is bacon. It does, however taste pretty similar.

Person 1: I'm going to have some Canadian Bacon.
Person 2: Why? Why not actual bacon?

by Not funny. Didn't Laugh. December 15, 2021

Canadian Bacon

Another euphemism for a penis, specifically belonging to a Canadian

Checked twitter this morning and the first thing on my timeline was Drake's canadian bacon

by grapelemonade February 6, 2024

Canadian Bacon Nipples

A term for large pink areolae that are the size of Canadian bacon slices.

Her sexy Canadian Bacon Nipples made me hungary because they reminded me of delicious breakfast meat pasties.

by Uncle Johnjohn February 5, 2010

Canadian Bacon Nipples

When a chick has nipples as large (or larger) that Canadian bacon.

Jenna's Canadian bacon nipples are such a turn off.

by Karissa December 17, 2004