The offspring of a Nacho Camacho and a (god-forsaken) human, have only been known to survive outside of the womb for 20 minutes. They quickly succumb to the bright lights of a delivery room, but it is still unknown whether there has been a successful birth underground. Legend has it, that there has been and still is ONE living hum-ach that roams the earth. It is said that he is aimlessly searching for love and for a very special lady to bring down to his cave. No reports have led to the location of this hum-ach, so scientists believe that he has had no luck in the lady department.
Once a year, on cinco de mayo, they will partake in festivities during the night time. These beings have been known to really live it up on these special holidays, and bring cheer to all of the cave-dwelling, alcohol intoxicated, blind as a bat women. These women are strangely attracted to their breath, and it has been a mysterious phenomenon for the past million years. These god-forsaken women are the only non-Camacho living species known to withstand the camach breath for longer then 4 seconds...without being put into a coma or worse, burned to death.
Once a year, on cinco de mayo, they will partake in festivities during the night time. These beings have been known to really live it up on these special holidays, and bring cheer to all of the cave-dwelling, alcohol intoxicated, blind as a bat women. These women are strangely attracted to their breath, and it has been a mysterious phenomenon for the past million years. These god-forsaken women are the only non-Camacho living species known to withstand the camach breath for longer then 4 seconds...without being put into a coma or worse, burned to death.
(baby)"Mama..mama..HUNGRY"
"I'm so drunk and blind as a bat! Jeez, that Nacho Camacho looks handsome!"
"I'm so drunk and blind as a bat! Jeez, that Nacho Camacho looks handsome!"
by Keeper of the Camach February 25, 2010
Get the Nacho Camachomug. by bbwlover December 16, 2015
Get the camacho milkshakemug. to steal from a person who has been taking care of you or who you otherwise owe some kind of debt to; usually in a dramatic manner and trying to make it look like the other person is entirely to blame for your behavior
by dame_folie77 December 12, 2011
Get the joaquin camachomug. by Bdaisies January 14, 2021
Get the Paolo Camachomug. Juliana Christine Camacho is a loving, smart, and all-around bad bitch. Her best friend is Hayden and she loves dressing in the world's hottest outfits for school. She always listens when there is a need to, and is literally the hottest person in the world. No one can beat her hat game. Just not possible. But fuck that kid Logan.
by crazygamer223 May 12, 2022
Get the Juliana Christine Camachomug. A name of a girl that is a savage and acts strong when she is not cuase Deep down in her heart is broken even if she thinks nobody likes her. But they do. she is strong with her bffl Maddlan A. And more.
by Getsemani October 23, 2017
Get the getsemani camachomug. by Sdjueaxbbs May 10, 2021
Get the Mr. Camachomug.