"Yo Dawg. My aunt Jemima be cookin up some o' her biscuits, gravy, watermelon and friiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiied chicken. You comin'?
"Nah brother, that's just empty nigga calories"
"Nah brother, that's just empty nigga calories"
by Gwecob August 23, 2009
Get the nigga calories mug.'Cacaritis' is a very contagious disease that is airborne. The first-ever documented patient diagnosed with this disease used to go by the name Azzhara. She first showed signs on Thursday, February 18th 2021. She spread it to some well known people such as Sarah, Nisa, Rianna, Bethany, Dove and Rayhanna. This disease was also spread online via a discord server entitled "Danganronpa RP." Please exercise caution as this disease is highly contagious.
Once someone has been victim to smelling or hearing a fart they are automatically infected. When online, if you are exposed to the word "caca" several times, you are also at high risk. Do not underestimate this disease, it is very real. Cacaritis-infected persons often called cacaritarians, display many symptoms. The most common of all being: constantly using the word caca in dialogue. Here is a list of other symptoms.
1) Chronic Flatulence
2) Constipation
3) Excessive defecating
4) Searching caca on social media
5) Unusual bowel movements
6) Being aroused by / Enjoying the smell of caca
These symptoms listed above are just the start. Symptoms may vary depending on your level of exposure. Seeing as I have already repeated the word caca multiple times, it must already be too late for me. If you or your loved ones have been experiencing these effects immediately call your nearest assasi- i mean health facility. We must spread awareness please spread the word.
Once someone has been victim to smelling or hearing a fart they are automatically infected. When online, if you are exposed to the word "caca" several times, you are also at high risk. Do not underestimate this disease, it is very real. Cacaritis-infected persons often called cacaritarians, display many symptoms. The most common of all being: constantly using the word caca in dialogue. Here is a list of other symptoms.
1) Chronic Flatulence
2) Constipation
3) Excessive defecating
4) Searching caca on social media
5) Unusual bowel movements
6) Being aroused by / Enjoying the smell of caca
These symptoms listed above are just the start. Symptoms may vary depending on your level of exposure. Seeing as I have already repeated the word caca multiple times, it must already be too late for me. If you or your loved ones have been experiencing these effects immediately call your nearest assasi- i mean health facility. We must spread awareness please spread the word.
Kat: Hey guys what's up?
Amani: Caca.
Dangandude: Caca-n deez nutz fit in yo mouth
Kat: G-Guys???
Yuni: CACA
Kat: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NO STAY AWAY FROM ME I HAVE A FAMILY
Antxqus: caca
Kat: Not you too.... *sigh* i suppose I'm next. Cacaritis has taken over.
Amani: Caca.
Dangandude: Caca-n deez nutz fit in yo mouth
Kat: G-Guys???
Yuni: CACA
Kat: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NO STAY AWAY FROM ME I HAVE A FAMILY
Antxqus: caca
Kat: Not you too.... *sigh* i suppose I'm next. Cacaritis has taken over.
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Alexandra: oh ok ill get my laptop
Searches: urban dictionary caloris
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Searches: urban dictionary caloris
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