A condition of intense but short lived bursts of cramping, severe diarrhea and flatulence, particularly if caused by exposure to unsanitary water or food.
Andre was miserable. He gripped the toilet seat tightly and tried to ride out the wasabi calcuttas as best he could. Between the waves of unbearable pain and rude noises, he decided that perhaps eating leftover sushi was not the wisest decision he had made that day.
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Verb: Waving hands in the air exited or to emphasize something. Acting out parts in plays or stories with energy.
Noun: teacher of english at the best school ever; "Mrs."
Synonyms: bombastic, funny, intelligent
The best Language Arts teacher at any high school ever, a genius, amazing at her job. a funny woman who is amazing to be around.
Verb: Waving hands in the air exited or to emphasize something. Acting out parts in plays or stories with energy.
Noun: teacher of english at the best school ever; "Mrs."
Synonyms: bombastic, funny, intelligent
The best Language Arts teacher at any high school ever, a genius, amazing at her job. a funny woman who is amazing to be around.
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