calibrating cabbages

When you get asked what you have been up to and have nothing interesting to say

Person 1: So what have you been up to lately?

Person 2: Not much just calibrating cabbages

by Dr Cabbage September 9, 2010

caliprate

Using calipers to confirm the dimensions of a finished product.

I need to caliprate this piston head, make sure it's in spec.

by Hephy June 9, 2015

exaggerator calibrator

a mental device used to make a notorious exaggerator's stories more truthful.

As she spun her bloated yarn my exaggerator calibrator was working overtime trying to drag the rocketing leviathon back to earth.

by provider44 January 18, 2010

calibrate

to be hott;to cause an orgasm//sexual eruption

dayum, that picture calibrates me to a whole new level

by el enn June 25, 2008

very celebrated

To consume a large amount of alcohol in the effort to celebrate.

She was at the bar last night getting very celebrated.

by LocoPingvin August 7, 2007

Dance floor Calibrator

A man of age that possesses the skill and determination to inspect and calibrate each corner of the dance floor various musical numbers.

The montreal Wedding Dance floor Calibrator.

by Comleo January 18, 2011

calibrate

To change something.

I calibrated my controller....NERP!

by TMA_V12Viper February 22, 2003