Cailen

Blasted bastards that are nothing but gay dickheads who do nothing except shit on toilets

*cailen approaches*
Me: get into the bunkers!

by Jong un12345678910 April 23, 2020

Cailen

Is bastard retard guy

Cailen = stupid Canadian bitch

by Jong un12345678910 April 24, 2020

dirty caylen

A dirty caylen is when you snort a line of crack cocaine out of somebody’s cleavage.

At Shane’s party, he did a dirty caylen off Rachel’s tits!

by Its me, ya boi April 2, 2020

Caylen

The flyest girl in your UberX.

Man, I wish I could've given Caylen 6 stars. Superb!

by RandomActsofKindess April 11, 2017

Caillen

A caillen is a sad, pitiful and all around horrible creature that is a misery to be around. It is advised that u keep children away from him as he has a primal need to be near anyone who is at least 5-10 years younger than himself. To compensate for his complete lack of an interesting personality he makes countless attempts at degrading humour targeted at innocent and defenseless individuals.

"oh man, last night i had a nightmare that Caillen was under my bed"

"Did u hear that Caillen got arrested for harrasment, just the usual from that disgusting boy"

by GingerNinja0332 December 23, 2018

Cailen

Cailens are the type of guys to have perms. They can’t get a girl to save their life and is will most likely wet themselves if a female looked at them. Will usually have herpes

Ben: omg has cailen wet himself again

Darren: classic cailen

by A proper cool human September 15, 2021

Cailene

Cailene is a beautiful, funny, trust worthy friend she is the best when your sad. She will make you laugh even if she’s sad, she is funny, and you’ll always want to be around her. Anyone would be lucky to have a friend like her, she is loving caring and so nice.

“Cailene is so pretty”

by Studysusuusuududj March 1, 2019