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by anonymous March 9, 2022
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Cahoots

Cahoots are an owl's testicles, about the size of a grain of sand.

Used in slang for a human with cojones the size of an owl's, a known genetic trait of those who share a comparable sized brain matter.
Alina Habba says Trump was the only one with the cahoots to go after Iran.
by mtjkong March 9, 2026
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ChSo₄ (Chootium Sulphate)

ChSo₄ (Chootium Sulphate)
Noun (slang)
1. A made-up chemical compound whose name fuses the Urdu/Hindi slur chutya (stupid or asshole) with “sulfate,” for the sole purpose of calling someone a dumbass in pseudo-scientific fashion.
2. A fictional chemical compound used as a sarcastic way to call someone stupid, clueless, or annoying.

Popularized in Indian and Pakistani internet circles and meme culture as Chutiyam Sulphate (CaSO₄ ). To sound more like an official element, often used in Reddit roasts and comment sections to mock low-IQ behavior.
1. “He just locked himself out of his own car while it was running. Pure ChSo₄ (Chootium Sulphate).”
2. “Listening to his logic… it’s basically ChSo₄ (Chootium Sulphate) level stupidity.”
by Uk2001UK August 28, 2025
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Law of choonism

The law states, that Any individual who is classified as choon must have a choononic magnitude twenty times greater than its surface area cubed.
Yousef: woah that was a very chooni action
Ashkan: according to the law of choonism the action portrayed is not as chooni as possible, refer to Law of choonism Vol. 2 Act.7
by Juicysef July 27, 2021
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