china called...

Usually on a forum, when a user posts a very long block of text, with no paragraphs for separation, it is very difficult to read and looks like a "wall of text".

The full version is "China called, and they want their wall back" (Referring to The Great Wall of China), but is usually abbreviated to just "China called..."

User #1 *A very long single paragraph of text*

User #2 China called...

by Ns5.X August 16, 2010

a tribe called quest

an amazing and nearly overlooked hip hop group.

lyrics include: "responsibility is something i can't deny, illegalities are a narcissists reply" and such. if you haven't listened to them it's never too late

a tribe called quest is on another level.

by bpmbrent April 25, 2009

Johnny Bench Called

A way to infer that a woman has an old worn out vagina. The full phrase would hypothetically be "Johnny Bench called, he wants his catcher's mitt back."

My girlfriend: "I told you 23 times to pick up my dry cleaning and take out the trash!!!!"

Me: "Johnny Bench called..."

My Girlfriend "What does that mean?"

Me: "What?"

My Girlfriend: "Who is Johnny Bench?"

Me: "Whats my Jdate password?"

by Art_Vandalay July 15, 2010

among us irl 3AM jake paul friday night funkin huggy wuggy poppy playtime five nights at freddy's fall guys five nights at fortcraft among us sus walter white (not clickbait) (gone wrong) (gone sexual) (cops called) (not clickbait) (SCARY) (not clickbait)

literally every youtuber nowadays

hey did you see the new video called among us irl 3AM jake paul friday night funkin huggy wuggy poppy playtime five nights at freddy's fall guys five nights at fortcraft among us sus walter white (not clickbait) (gone wrong) (gone sexual) (cops called) (not clickbait) (SCARY) (not clickbait)?

by i have ligma pls help June 2, 2022

I called myself

A phrase generally used when describing a failed or fake attempt at an action in American slang.

I called myself modeling, but I was taking pictures for my blog.

I called myself cooking, but that burnt piece of chicken couldn't even qualify as food.

by CurlyBandit December 31, 2010

called up

Baseball analogy. Used when someone is moving up; usually applied to someone being promoted at work, but can be applied in most scenarios.

Antomyns: demmoted, fired, cut, dissed.

Pete, it looks like your pitching has caught the attention of the Yankees. Congrats! You're being called up to the bigs!

Jeff was asked to take over for his old boss. He was called up yeasterday.

Remember that hot girl from the bar who was out of my league? She called me to go out this Friday! Fellas, I'm being called up to the majors!

That stash of pot we confiscated from you turned out to be distribution weight which is now a federal crime, not state. You've made the big time; Federal prosecutors are calling you up, son!

by Tenacious Faulker October 19, 2009

Steve Called

This term is used when one male wants another male to check out a fine ass chick in the vacinity while being inconspicuous. The male will state "Steve Called at _ O'Clock. The _ will be filled in with a number corresponding to the direction of the female like the hour hand on a clock.

"Steve Called at 3 O'Clock."
"Check out the Fuckin Babe to my right."

"Steve Called at 6 O'Clock."
"Chech out the fine ass bitch behind me."

"Steve Called all day long"
"We are surrounded by some fine ass bitches" (very good)

by ASU Aviator October 27, 2008