Cactus

Mike Gordon, bassist from Phish. Mikes>Hydrogen>Weekapaug is known as Mikes Groove you people who aren't into phish should check it out, it may just be enough to convert you to a PH head. anyway the Cactus is great.
Cactus wrote an excellent song called Simple.
by ian b December 30, 2005
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A species of plant that has evolved to withstand the harsh conditions of the desert regions of Earth. They contain prickly spines the protect them from predators. A cactus is also what you should be fucking right now
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(plural: Cacti) The third gender. The ambiguous gender. When you can not tell based on physical appearance whether someone is male or female, or if you meet someone and think they are the opposite gender of what they are.

Not to be confused with a bishie.
There are a lot of cacti in anime, just look at Marik Ishtar, that cactus actually lives in the dessert. Win!
by Itami-Chan June 01, 2010
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Marge Simpson (as described by Homer Simpson, often because of Marge's long, blue hair that reminds me greatly of a cactus.)
"That cactus is right, I've got to hit him back" - Homer
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1.fine ass dude
2. so fine u wanna fuck him
There are to many cactuses in here for me to handle
by Victoria Knight May 15, 2004
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"That guy is so weird"
"Yeh he's a cactus"
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A bar in the bottom of a Mexican restaurant named Manana that serves moderately priced mixed drinks to underage kids.
A nice place to get wasted. The owner is a shady looking Paki guy.
Should we go to Cactus tonight and get fucked up?
Hell yes.
by Kate M. April 16, 2008
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