Crucification

When you get gang banged by four bitches; one on your dick, one on your face, and two on your hands.

“I was doggin all four of them bitches, and hit the Crucification”

by Yournotthatguypal September 8, 2022

Correct Crucifixtion

A sexual position designed to accommodate the event where one man must please 4 women at once, where in the guy lays on his back with his arms stretched out to the side as if he is being crucified, and 2 women sit on of his hands, one mounts him in cowgirl, and the last girl sits on his face. Using both hands, mouth, and penis the guy can successfully bang 4 chicks at once.

Jason had to use the Correct Crucifixtion when he took on Emme and her 3 friends in the upstairs bedroom.

by Cbat Rhythm King January 8, 2024

Crucifixion Snatch

To have intercourse with a hole in a persons body caused by crucifixion

Man my girlfriend and I had a satanic ritual, so we had some hot Crucifixion Snatch sex afterwards

by GodlyMammoth April 6, 2017

Crucifisting

Fisting oneself with a crucifix.

As a political stunt, Pauline Hanson was crucifisting herself in the Senate today.

by smelsworst August 17, 2017

Crucifixion

When somebody at a catholic school gets ninered it is called crucifixion. It is only crucifixtion if it involves homosexual acts or acts of fuckery

Kamal: oh shit its the seniors
Jamal: do you know why they are here

Kamal: no why
Jamal: fucking crucifixion

by .... October 10, 2019

Crucifixion

In the specific circumstantial case of Jesus Christ second coming,

Crucify- Forever respected, appreciated and compensated for the torture endured by the former term of crucifixion.

Christian: Hey Jesus how’s ya crucifixion treating you?

Jesus: “Yeah it’s pretty rad being the lord in heaven and all, just had to come visit a second time to make sure you all behave.

Jesus: Father into your hands I commit my spirit to party! I mean why not, in gods name we war? we kill? We continuously try to bury the notion that god exists through the ages? If god graced us with free will we might as well make a party of life. Im certain our father wants us to enjoy our life we are given.”

Christian: F*ck I love you Jesus

by Such is Life July 26, 2021

Crusification Kink

When the man puts the woman on the wall in the form of being crucified.

"Hey babe do you think we can try my crusification kink tonight?"

"Sure get the ropes."

by Sammich666 May 30, 2022