Crouton

A term for the clitoris.

Adam never forgot the site of her enlarged crouton.

by Emigma January 9, 2011

Crouton

Crouton - noun - used to designate a person who likes to get his dick (aka crouton) wet and delicious through acts of felatio or handjobs.

So, if one wants to get his "crouton" wet, he will let it sop up bodily fluids of others much like the crouton in french onion soup sucks up the beef broth. MmMm.

Graupe: "What did you do last night?"

Primo: "I hooked up with this chick. She was the thickest girl I've ever hooked up with."

Graupe: "Hum now kid way to get your crouton wet."

by Lichstein February 12, 2006

Crouton

1. Small morsel which can be added to liquid foods such as soup, giving it that "vomity" feeling.

2. Term of endearment, usually used towards small, cube-shaped people. Or those made of bread.

3. Offensive term, usually used towards small, cube-shaped people. Or those made of bread.

1. "Dude, who put these croutons in my Pot Noodle." "Oh, that's just vomit."

2. "And how are you, my little crouton?"

3. "Fuck off, you little crouton."

by Plant February 9, 2004

Crouton

A way to define a retarded person

Ava, you are a blockheaded crouton.

by KingAssassainPro February 20, 2019

crouton

a piece of dry snot that is visible to everyone except the owner. similar to a cornflake, but not as slim and streamlined

I just blew my nose, do I have any croutons? No dude, not even a cornflake.

by Leysie January 10, 2008

crouton

A dry, breadlike food, of French origin, that is added to salads or eaten as a snack.

Americans consume more croutons in a year than the average French person ever will in a lifetime.

by AYB May 8, 2003

crouton

crouton is someone who fucking annoys you or has the sort of face that resembles a peice of bread that floats at the top of your soup. croutons are usually found near you on a daily basis also ascoaciated with cutns croutopns are absolute cunts

fuck off you "crouton" kid go back and float in your soup

by kierzistheman February 23, 2010