crisco 

bad drugs

this dope is crisco

crisco by tuff puff February 23, 2004

crisco 

lame person, like fat or lardy dude just like crisco!!

listen here crisco, the gook's been GREASED SPOOK!!
(also see spook and gook and grease)

crisco by jackie loves vinny July 5, 2003

Crisco 

Used to describe that one greasy kid at school who plays video games all day. He may be smart, but he never showers and smells like a dead rat.

"Mr. Crisco smells so bad today. He hasn't showered in years".

"IKR, it smells like shit"

Crisco by DiaperAbuser69 March 23, 2020

Crisco 

An American brand of shortening that is produced by B&G Foods. Introduced in June 1911 by Procter & Gamble,

Crisco is the best

Crisco by SPrice1980 April 23, 2022

Crisco Box 

The future ex-Secretary of State for the state of Kansas, Voter Suppressor-in-Chief, and a man whose office allegedly made an error that doubled his own lead in a primary election for Governor of the State of Kansas. An oleaginous, greasy or otherwise oily politician who has been routinely caught in varying lies and misstatements of fact made to journalists and federal court judges. See, also, Kris Kobach

Crisco Box doesn't think it's a conflict of interest to be the Secretary of State overseeing his own primary election as he tries to run for Governor. Don't be a Crisco Box.

Crisco Box by Dude From Kansas August 9, 2018

crisco demon 

1. An exceptionally obese person, although lesser in size than the butter troll or lard golem, who consumes edible objects in excess, mainly large bricks of butter bacon wrapped or not.

2. Also used to describe persons with "big bones" or "glandular problems".

"Damn, that cheerleader has become quite the crisco demon..."

crisco demon by Scroto Saggins September 5, 2005

crisco and badgers 

an unusual sex act, usually the result of a bender. the badgers are usually embarrased and never quite the same again!

Little Miss Slutty Pants went on a bender and the next day photographs of her with crisco and badgers ended up in the local paper. Her friends suggested she stay away from the
Zoo !

crisco and badgers by NightWolf777 June 7, 2007