couric 

A Couric is a measurement of fecal matter which was highlighted
in an episode of Southpark. It is believed that the common denominator of all conversation can be boiled down to poo thus is very helpful to know the proper units of measurement.

16 (Ann)currys = 1 (Jane)pauly
16 paulies = 1 (Katie)couric
7 courics = 1 (Al)roker
14 rokers = 1 (Meridith)vieira
28 vieira = 1 (Matt)laurer
112 laurers = 1 (Gene)shalit
364 shalits = 1 (Deborah)norville
2240 norvilles = 1 (Bryant)gumbel

a unit of measurement of something of no value or worth, measurement of something that is pointless much like the content of morning news programs. Most countries use the simpler decimalised system of measurement

100 (Joan) lundens = 1 (Charles)gibson
1000 gibsons = 1 (Dianne) sawyer

couric by EL-MT April 5, 2008

Couric 

The unit in measuring one's or other's feces. Approximately equal to 2.2 pounds.

Blast! That fece must weigh at least 7 Courics!

Couric by granger3 November 4, 2007

couric 

A unit of measurement that equals 2.5 per (Katie) Couric.

Bono was the largest record of courics.

couric by Zakkk October 27, 2007

couric 

A unit of measurement used to weigh turds

Bono's dump weighed 9.2 courics

couric by KeepNitReal October 30, 2007

Couric 

official unit of fecal weight. 2.6 lbs of crap to be exact.

Wow, that crap must be 100 courics!!!

Couric by Foxamill October 30, 2007

couric 

A unit of measure for human feces, where one couric equals 2.5 pounds.

Holy Shit! I just crapped a 4 Couric.

couric by Metal850 October 30, 2007

couric 

A measurement scale that is used to measure the weight of human feces. Each couric is approximately 2.5 pounds of human crap.

I took the biggest crap last night. It must have been 2 courics!!

couric by noved October 26, 2007