Guy #1 with a horrified look on his face: "Rule 34 must be true. I couldn't imagine that gay midget donkey zebra hermaphrodite amputee porn could have existed, but here it is on my computer."
Guy#2: "Jobs Corollary"
Guy #1: "What?"
Guy #2 shows Guy #1 the screen on his iPhone: "There's an app for that!"
Guy #1 runs to the bathroom and vomits.
Guy#2: "Jobs Corollary"
Guy #1: "What?"
Guy #2 shows Guy #1 the screen on his iPhone: "There's an app for that!"
Guy #1 runs to the bathroom and vomits.
by Mofrak August 24, 2010
Corollary to Godwin's Law which states that the only people who complain about Godwin's Law being invoked are those that often make Nazi References.
Bob: America is like Nazi Germany and Bush is Like Hitler
Sally: I invoke Godwin's Law! You hereby forfeit the discussion.
Bob: Gah. Godwin's Law is just an escape for people who don't want to admit the truth!
Sally: Simpson's Corollary! Only people who make Nazi references all the time complain about being shut down by Godwin's Law.
Sally: I invoke Godwin's Law! You hereby forfeit the discussion.
Bob: Gah. Godwin's Law is just an escape for people who don't want to admit the truth!
Sally: Simpson's Corollary! Only people who make Nazi references all the time complain about being shut down by Godwin's Law.
by mcsimpson April 15, 2006
See The Saniel Theorem
Under the Saniel Theorem, there is a 60 percent chance that Saniel will fuck up the shot, or his presence will throw the match, but there is also a 40 Percent chance of huge success.
Under the Saniel Theorem, there is a 60 percent chance that Saniel will fuck up the shot, or his presence will throw the match, but there is also a 40 Percent chance of huge success.
by ToshBoss January 22, 2020
The principle that a direct correlation exists between a person's kissing ability and sexual ability. E.g., the better a kisser someone is, the better a lover he or she will be.
I knew he'd be good in bed because he's such a great kisser, the Kissing-Sex Corollary must be true!
by LavenderRox January 27, 2010
by FivGuys July 29, 2005
If you are a guy belonging to a dodgeball league in one metropolitan area, you may not substitute on a team in another league in that area that you did not join at the start of the season. The minute you enter a different metro area you in effect become a dodgeball rookie, allowing you to substitute on another team.
We need to crash Boogie's party:) Thanks the the dodgeball corollary to the area code rule, the sub rule shouldn't apply if we leave the county, lol!
by Balls R Us July 20, 2011
The inversely proportional relationship between the increase in computing power due to Moore's Law* and the age of those most able to make use of new technologies.
*eg, http://news.cnet.com/Myths-of-Moores-Law/2010-1071_3-1014887.html
*eg, http://news.cnet.com/Myths-of-Moores-Law/2010-1071_3-1014887.html
"Sheila knew that the Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law was in effect when she had to ask her 6 year old niece to teach her how to use twitter."
by cjm94611 February 24, 2009