cork

A substitution for the word sex.

I'mma cork you in the butt, boooii!

by Dreggy April 26, 2009

Corked

Angry, mad, or upset
possibly softball related
also Torqued

We lost the game and I'm wicked corked!

by FrenchFry May 22, 2004

cork

To cork something or someone is to shut them up for good

I corked urban dictionary because for some reason none of my definitions never get posted.

by Superman22 April 03, 2004

cork

Another word for shut up, or shut your damn mouth.

"Put a cork in it you dickhead!"

by Stevz October 05, 2006

Corked

The female equivalent of the Cock Block.

I was about to make my move on that hot guy at the bar, until that fake-titted whore corked me!

by Eats Paste March 28, 2010

cork

When the side of the femur or thigh is striked with the blow by the knee by another person. Is very painful and can last for up to 2 days. Can also leave bruise marks.

Shane walks down the road. His friend Sam sneaks up from behind him and knees him in the side of the thigh.
"Omg..that hurt man! My leg!"
"lol..corked bro."

by Darren Vongs June 23, 2006

corking

Corking, or "to cork", is when you place an object e.g. Fist, toy, thumb etc, into a man or women's anus. They then excrete said object back out, along with any other matter, that is packed inside.

Guy one: hey you two were making alot of noise last night
Guy two: yeah sorry we were trying to cork each other
Guy one: get out, I will not have corking in my house!

by disgusting smell December 15, 2011