cong can (conc)

someone with a large forehead on the body of a rectangle,

commonly found on the 9gag website.

Stop being such a cong can (conc), you need to exercise!

by cong can vu May 27, 2017

Cong / Congle

Verb, Cong
1 - Violently assault another individual with a Conger Eel (or another object in some rare cases) by swinging it at them with lethal force, usually towards the head. This word is emphasized if the Eel in question is known to be particularly large or long.

Verb, Congle
1 - The process by which Eels breathe. Since most Anguilliformes lack gill covers, they manually pump oxygen to their gills by opening and closing their mouth repeatedly. When congling, the necks of Moray Eels will appear bloated, which a select few find comedic. In some cases, other fish congle in the same way that eels do.

"I knew he was going to CONG me when, glaring, he pulled a massive eel out of the lake."
"Shortly after the raiding of freshwater aquariums, reports of conging emerged throughout the nation."

"The Green Moray immediately stopped playfully congling and gave a dead stare that pierced his soul."
"During the road trip, she was dared to congle. However, she took it too far and jumped out the window into the sea."

"'Cong / Congle' is a phrase that arose when the two words were confused, and it means either one. Revolting."
"The Eel congled until it was interrupted by an audacious boy looking to cong his rival."

by YaBoiHommerz-842 September 6, 2022

cong kiat

A cong kiat has a big fat skibidi gyat. He is such a smegma male and alpha personality, the embodiment of sigma.

Your so cong kiat

by ballschomper March 23, 2024

big cong

Short for "big congratulation." You might use it to informally praise a coworker for their promotion. Use it anywhere you might otherwise say, "good job."

That new logo you made looks fantastic; big cong!

by toasterpenguin January 28, 2021

Viet Cong

The Communist-led guerrilla force and revolutionary army of South Vietnam.

The Viet Cong had their first victory of the Vietnam War at the Battle of Ap Bac in January 1963, which was followed by the overthrow of Ngo Dinh Diem and an increasingly less stable South Vietnam.

by Dancing with Fire September 7, 2012

Viet Cong

The Communist-led forces fighting the South Vietnamese government. The political wing was known as the National Liberation Front, and the military was called the People's Liberation Armed Forces. Both the NLF and the PLAF were directed by the People's Revolutionary Party (PRP), the southern branch of the Vietnamese Communist Party, which received direction from Hanoi through COSVN, which was located in III Corps on the Cambodian border. After 1968, as negotiations began in Paris, the NLF established the Provisional Revolutionary Government.

The Viet Cong were organized into three levels: regular forces operating under the command of the southern communist leadership, full time guerrillas organized into companies serving under provincial leadership and finally, a part time self-defense militia, composed of units organized into squads and platoons used primarily for village defense.

by Dancing with Fire June 19, 2011

Net Cong

Evil giant ape resident in the area of NCsoft servers, this monstrosity blocks all access to the game servers when "too many" people want to play. The ape takes pleasure in knowing little children are crying because they cannot play. When small groups spread out over different servers, it is possible to sneak by, but in large numbers, net cong kills all new connections. The best time to get past him is when he's distracted by people leaving, or when it's sleeping(when most of the world is also sleeping)

"Net cong is blocking my access!"
"I wish Net cong would die and burn"
"NCsoft has to make more servers damnit! Net Cong is blockign all of them!"

by the Nightblade April 2, 2004