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concerta

1 A drug for ADD that helps you concentrate for 6 hours!! ^_^
2 But you can also use it to stay awake. Its like a caffine pill ^__^
1 I use concerta cus I'm slow!
2. On weekends I take it at 11 then stay awake until 5am!!!
by carol March 25, 2005
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Concerta

Concerta is a drug used for people who have ADHD. like me! It keeps you alert and really focused on shit. IT CAN ALSO GET YOU JACKED THE FUCK UP!!! If you take four of the white 36mg(144mg) pills or have the equivalent to four of the 36mg pills in the form of the higher or lower sized doses of the drug. Your height and weight may make a difference in how high you get. You can either pop it, snort it, or smoke it. It usually takes 30-45 minutes for it to kick in if you just pop them. If smoked or snorted, it will effect you almost instantly. The high will last between 6-7 hours after you feel it kick in. Most likely you wont be able to go to sleep. I dont think that you can overdose, but if you pop to many of them, you might get a nasty stomach ache though. You should also consider having a reliable person around that will be able to assist you if you actually have any problems. (Your body could possibly become dependent on the drug) Also very importantly, dont get caught with it. If you think that you are about to get caught, you should either throw them out, stash them, or just swallow them all. Dont even worry about it. It isnt the end of the world. Its just a drug that can be easily attained because of the fact that parents think just because you have bad grades means that you have ADD and need to be put on medication in order to make better grades. I take one 36mg pill every morning before school and it keeps me going. It never really helped my grades in school. I can tell you that i never fell asleep during class. It may cause you to have little or no appetite while under the influence of this drug either to get high or to use as prescribed by your doctor. It will stay in your system for atleast 2-3 days as do most amphetamines. It can be a really fun pill to have just incase you have no other means of getting high. Have fun
Dude, i just baught a bottle of concerta from dudeman on the corner so we can get skeed the fuck up tonight!!!
by Stukies April 14, 2005
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Concerta

An Add drug that is often abused. Alright, you CAN overdose on it, and you shouldnt abuse it if your on any anti depressant, because i can cause a serious but rare syndrome called serotonin syndrome. It's fun to take, but only take one, for someone who doesnt take the meds a lot, it would fuck you up. Oh, and if you do overdose you go into cardiac arrest.. so dont take more than three.
"i need to get some concerta to do my project"
by Ivy league crack December 9, 2008
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connetta

A beautiful and strong individual. She breaks her back for Everyone! Everyone loves her. Her smile brightens is brighter than a thousand suns! Her personality is what lures u to her. She is full of intelligence and a hard worker. She is an awesome mother that goes to the end of the earth for those she loves.
Wow, there is no one greater than that beautiful connetta!
by Chrissy Duncan (for u mama) December 21, 2016
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concerta high

when u pop,snort,or smoke concerta and after it kicks in u get really happy and laugh alot and say alot of bull-shit. ITS SO FUKIN FUN!!!!
bith-face: dude, whys he laughing so much.
cock-head: dude hes just got a concerta high.
bitchface:shweet, give me some.
by concertahigher April 12, 2009
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Conceitasaur

The kind of guy who works in a cubicle next to you and even though he's at the same rank as you and your colleagues still takes it upon himself to do the manager's job using phrases like "come on people!"
Worker 1 - Dude what are you up to this weekend?
Worker 2 - I dunno, probably gonna have a qui--
Conceitasaur - Come one people! Let's get back to work, we've got three reports to put out before five o'clock!
Worker 1&2 - Shut the fuck up you faggoty fox.

Dwight from the Office is an epic conceitasaur.
by MoistyNigco March 27, 2010
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Concerta

PLUG THAT SHIT!!!!! GET JACKED THE FUUUUUUCK UP!!!! YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH ITS LIKE DRINKING 50 FUCKIN MONSTERS ON STEROIDS.
I shoved some concerta up my ass and got JACKED THE FUCK UP
by Chicken Dick Little September 21, 2019
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