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poop collector

Also, the poopman.
Comes in his poop truck to suck the poop out of the sewer system (and other things that get stuck there).

The poopman is very popular in places where they have cesspools in the houses (like in the majority of Europe)
Oh my gosh! The poop collector is digging with his poop scoop in the poop truck's storage space, looking for gold!

Nah, he's just stirring the poop!
He loves the poop so much that he can't wait to make love to it when he's home!
by Fukaface! November 13, 2011
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nostril hair collector

This is a comical way of saying that someone has weird, solitary habits or obsessions.
Smedrick was an odd, little guy who often thought about his passion as a nostril hair collector.
by I, Wreckerrr January 7, 2017
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friend collector

A person who, as the name suggests, collects friends on Facebook, Myspace, or other social networking sites. The collector typically does not know the people they are adding, and may do this for one of two reasons:
1) To create a false sense of e-popularity
2) To lurk people and otherwise gain access to information they have no business reading.

See also Friend Whore.
Man, Shana just added my friend Roger. They don't even know each other! She's such a friend collector .
by Checkers the Frog December 19, 2008
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Babe collector

Someone who collects babes
Sheep is a huge babe collector her basement is full of them!
by HooliganTheFooligan May 24, 2022
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Bone Collector

A messy person; an instigator. Someone who brings news to an individual about what was done or said about that person, unbeknownst to them. Usually done in an effort to instigate fights and arguments between individuals who might have been friendly and cool before that moment.
I don't wanna come off as the bone collector, but Helen has been talking mad shit about you behind your back.
by DMV-89 November 25, 2021
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face collector

A person that adds people on Facebook, or other social websites, in order to seem popular. They might not necessarily be good friends with them, or even know them that well, but they add them anyway to give others the impression that they're popular.
Bob: Did you see how many friends Dave has on Facebook? He must be a pretty cool guy.

Billy: No, he's just a face collector. He just adds a lot of friends to make himself look popular.
by kawar January 5, 2009
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card collector

Someone who has officially collected more than one v-card.
"Did you hear Sally lost her v-card to a card collector last night"?
by Andrew Rambleon June 9, 2008
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