Cog

prehaps short for (COGnitive enhancement) : Individual who abuses off-label nootropic (brain enhancing) drugs to boost performance on tests or at work in order to achieve superiority in a traditional, conformist way/venue. Does not apply to individuals who take nootropics (like adderall, modafinil) to treat nervous disorders (ADD, depression, etc.). 'Cog' contains both (1) the connotation of the 'cog in the gear', i.e., one of numerous faceless and subordinate drones in a large corporate enterprise/traditional educational setting (2) the connotation of 'cheating' to get ahead.
"Betsy must be a genius. She party's all the time and still gets A's." "No, she's just a cog. I saw a bottle of modafinil on her nightstand."

"John is sure to get that promotion. He worked til 3 a.m. everyday this month." "And the prick will probably get it. ABC Corp. loves cogs like him who are willing to fry their brains to get ahead."
by 2curious February 28, 2010
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Dood, why is that old guy staring at all those high school girls? What a COG!
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Noun: The enemies in the hit video game "Disney's Toontown Online". There are 32 individual cogs, 4 departments, and 4 cog bosses for their respective department.

They were made on accident after Scrooge McDuck improperly finished the wiring job on The Chairman, bringing him to life, imprisoning Scrooge, and making the first batch of cogs.

The war on cogs first started when a Yesman descended onto the election grounds and made Slappy Quackintosh go sad. Flippy Doggenbottom declared war, thus starting the endless battle.

They range in level, with certain types having minimum and maximum levels. Certain gags work better on some cogs than others. All of their attacks are based on buisness terms / puns. (Ex. "Half Windsor", "Pecking Order", "Downsize",)
I need to defeat 20 Level 5+ Cogs.
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The process when the "cogs" in your head work overtime often resulting in sleeplessness and un-necessary stress and worry.
Loz was awake all night due to all of that stoopid cogging!!
by LozlovesSi May 23, 2006
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Cog - A cat that acts like dog.
"Hey that cat is so chill , hes like a dog.

Oh I know hes a "COG", a cat that acts like a dog."

also see "Kup" a kitten that acts like a puppy.
Or "Dat" a Dog that acts like a cat.
by lissaM July 25, 2013
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The act of engaging in a sword fight using the penis as the a weapon/s.
John enjoyed cogging with james, who fought hard into the night
by King Roach July 08, 2005
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Some person who talks to much, or in general is a cunt.
Shut the fuck up you cog! nobody cares about what you say!
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