cmao

Cmao stands for crying my ass off. One would use this term when they are either so sad it's funny or simply crying of laughter.

Caroline: hey Kat, did you see your grade on that chem test?

Kat: yeah, cmao

by whydoesdonaldduckwherepantswhe November 6, 2017

cmail

It is short for "cell mail" like email is short for "electronic mail." This is used in place of the word "texting" or "text messaging." It's much shorter!!

It originated in Japan and that is what they call "texting" over there and is listed that way on their phones and phone bills.

"Send me a cmail when you have an answer."

by ALISON:) August 11, 2009

cmao

Crying my ass off

I'm in so much pain that I feel like cmao

by tatsujingosuto March 26, 2009

Caolan

Caolan is a Gaelic name which could traditionally only be given to the best young man in an ancient Irish tribe. Children were typically crowned with the name at the age of 12 and from that moment they were destined to become the leaders of the tribe. The children were typically judged on their looks, intelligence, charisma and courage. The word 'Caol' directly translates to narrow which was used to signify the definite narrow choice that was made when judging the children. This tradition is still carried out by many mothers around Ireland today, but it is most prevalent in the Gaeltacht areas. If someone is named Caolan it is most likely that they are intelligent (The name now requires a 10 in Irish standardised testing to be considered legitimate by the Gaelscoils), thus Caolan is a valuable name which would encourage a recruiter to hire someone for a job.

Assistant: These two applicants are equally matched on experience and both performed well in the interviews
Employer: Choose the one named Caolan, his name is proof of his academic ability.

by Cooljim March 21, 2016

cmpol

crap my pants out loud

when you laugh so hard and crap your pants and it makes a loud noise. much like in the movie hot rod.

man i cmpol at that movie last night it was so funny.

by secretwafflesandwhich November 29, 2010

cmeol

crying my eyes out laughing

when he tripped and fell i was cmeol!

by Anthony V May 16, 2005

camolope

1) a MLG pro for rainbowsix vegas 2 (xbox 360),

2) Youtube up in coming star with a varity of videos waiting to be discovered,

3) trademarked name by cameron mcguire

"woah man did you just catch Camolope drop those bitches"

"damn camolopes videos are hilarious!"

, "YO CAMOLOPE(cameron mcguire) what are you doing tonight CAMOLOPE?"

by The CAMOLOPE January 9, 2010