Clingon Stage 5

When you pick up the fattest girl of the night and she wants to become your girlfriend.

Heidi had her sights on Brad as her next boyfriend victim. He didn't want any girl that was needy or on Clingon Stage 5.

by will bitten August 26, 2017

zubric clingon

An annoying person that never goes away.

Hes not human or normal, your such a zubric clingon

by Rumble Stiltskin August 24, 2007

Clingon

A person who suffers from extreme oral fixation resulting in uncontrolled dick sucking in public restrooms with random men

Check dat' hoe she's clingon

by rediculouse z-train July 31, 2016

Clingon

One who leches off healthy relationships and has no real friends of their own.

Person A: Who's the new person?
Person B: Clingon.

by Jim Harrock April 29, 2016

clingone

An acquaintance that won't leave, despite several obvious hints....and then they do, and they're gone!

Good grief! I'm so tired, so glad they left, those friends of yours are clingones.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 12, 2016