Beef Clanker

a person so obese that their thighs clank (rub) together when walking..

What's that noise. It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a beef clanker walking out of McDonalds! The sound of their thighs clanking is hideous

by joey kelsey arie August 7, 2011

clanker tits

big tits that wobble when you walk

"Sally has some real clanker tits as she walks."

by Fenske2009 February 18, 2009

Clanker

A word describing somebody who over enunciates concinents while cursing.

You're such a clanker!

by Awkward sausage September 11, 2016

clit clanker

It's another term for lesbian

Man,I those clit clankers are hot together.

by William Shat-in-her-face January 30, 2017

Penny Clanker

A Racist term for most Asians with an unusual name like Chung, Clink, Trung, Bonk, Truc, Dong, and etc. From the unknown method of their parents dropping a penny down the sewers and whatever sound the penny makes will be the parents' newborn child's name.

Nicolas J. Derp : Hey it's Tong! Tong come over here.
Ken Van Dick : Don't call him over. He's a Penny Clanker Fob.
Nicolas J. Derp : That's not nice, we're trying to show a good example.
Ken Van Dick : This is Urban Dictionary, what the fuck do you except?

by Herping Derp April 14, 2014

clanker

Originally a slur towards droids in Star Wars, clanker is a term used derogatorily towards generative AI, usually used when complaining about how AI is stealing the jobs of creative people everywhere despite it being quite easy to learn (i.e: drawing) and the detrimental effect it has on the environment

Ai "artist": look at this AI "art" I made
Person: ew, get that filthy CLANKER out of my face!

by f0reverxternally October 21, 2025

Clanker

A pejorative term used against AI bots and other software used because HR is too lazy to hire competent employees

I swear to god, if I have a fucking clanker answer the phone and tell me my 1-year warranty is expired when I bought that vacuum a month ago, I'm going to lose it.

by c0ca1n3c0wb0ys July 29, 2025