coconology

Coconology; the study of coconuts

I recieved my bachelor degree in coconology

by Cocovita April 17, 2019

Chronilogical

How time seems to go by for the very young and for the elderly

Grandma's chronilogical sense is variable.

by jayjade October 1, 2020

chronopolypse

A moment during a large function, in which there is one primary speaker, where numerous watches or personal timekeepers beep to signal the passing of another hour at the same time

Hutch: How'd you go in your speech this morning?
Sonny-Bill: Mate, i was going great until this massive chronopolypse, completely put me off!

by Dennis Scott September 23, 2003

choncology

The understanding of the universe threw intelligent conspiracy of revelations.

(con-coll{ege} agy : choncology

by regardless devon victory June 13, 2010

colonology

to talk about a subject without any knowledge or understanding of it. pulling an answer out your ass.

He's using colonology always talking about it, not knowing anything about it.

by boswick May 23, 2016

chronologically challenged

chronologically challenged
definition:
to be unable to calculate time.

To be unable to say how long ago something was.
When did you see bob?
I think t was like 2-3 weeks ago.
bob aid it was yesterday.
oh, he is probably right, sorry I am chronologically challenged.

when did you go to my house?
I was there about a month ago.
My CCTV footage says you were there last week.

oh well did you know that i am chronologically challenged?

I don't know if it was yesterday or a year ago
time is beyond my logical ability

by MASTERWOOD August 4, 2019

Conology

The study of ice cream cones, especially in reference to size, shape, and composition

The high school student decided to go to an agricultural university in order to major in conology.

by cja25 September 8, 2015