A resident of the state of Wisconsin who participates in local traditions such as:
-Driving under the speed limit in the fast lane
-Placing a large wedge of cheese on one's head as to comply with local fashion
-Cheering for the most hated NFL team, the Green Bay Packers
-Complaining about the "FIBs" invading their towns and then rolling in all the cash the tourists bring
-Attending the local polka party
-Giving the finger to an out-of-stater for cutting them off and then doing the exact same thing to another person
-Complaining about how fast Illinoisans and Minnesotans drive when in Wisconsin, and then driving just as fast when in those states
-Eating the same dinner every night: A brat, some cheese, and a Miller Lite
-Cutting someone off just because they're from Illinois and then complaining when they get the finger for it
-Driving under the speed limit in the fast lane
-Placing a large wedge of cheese on one's head as to comply with local fashion
-Cheering for the most hated NFL team, the Green Bay Packers
-Complaining about the "FIBs" invading their towns and then rolling in all the cash the tourists bring
-Attending the local polka party
-Giving the finger to an out-of-stater for cutting them off and then doing the exact same thing to another person
-Complaining about how fast Illinoisans and Minnesotans drive when in Wisconsin, and then driving just as fast when in those states
-Eating the same dinner every night: A brat, some cheese, and a Miller Lite
-Cutting someone off just because they're from Illinois and then complaining when they get the finger for it
Cheeshead: Theese FIBs are invading our town! I wish they would go home!
(CHICAGOANS GO HOME)
Cheesehead: Man, buisness has really been down lately! I'm going to buy an ad on WGN to get some people to come up here!
(Repeat cycle)
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Cheesehead: Why were you going so fast back there?
Chicagoan: I hadn't even accelerated yet. I was going 40 in a 55.
Cheesehead: Well, dontyaknow that's a little bit too fast! Go back to your home state and drive those speeds if you want!
(CHICAGOANS GO HOME)
Cheesehead: Man, buisness has really been down lately! I'm going to buy an ad on WGN to get some people to come up here!
(Repeat cycle)
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Cheesehead: Why were you going so fast back there?
Chicagoan: I hadn't even accelerated yet. I was going 40 in a 55.
Cheesehead: Well, dontyaknow that's a little bit too fast! Go back to your home state and drive those speeds if you want!
by CheeseheadDriversSuck April 07, 2011
condition that occurs when an uncircumsized male fails to cleanse regularly under the foreskin; similar to a Packers fan.
by SteelCurtain2010 February 04, 2011
A Canadian who, because of the significantly higher price of cheese in Canada than in the US, makes periodic trips into border towns to buy large quantities of cheese and take it make home.
The Peace Arch border crossing was totally clogged with cheeseheads trying to get their loot back across.
by Matt Musselman July 04, 2005
Someone who comes South to Illinois from Wisconsin and drives like a jackass at low speeds only to turn without a signal into the Culver's parking lot.
Why is this guy driving five under in the fastlane?
looks at license plate That's why! It's a cheesehead!
looks at license plate That's why! It's a cheesehead!
by lugarmac June 23, 2009
someone whose from wisco, wears lesbian birkenstock shoes and northfaces, uses the word "dude" and has a milf and dilf. Also likes getting high at hogans and talking about apple pie. Thinks its hot when girls have faces tattooed on their boobs, and is super creepy.
by cheese-lover January 15, 2010
by Anonymous September 29, 2003
Resident Wisconsin slave for hard working Illinois patrons. Usually entertain hard working people from Chicago with their country charm. A cheesehead consumes considerable volumes of beer and cheese. A cheesehead cannot stay within a highway lane unless he or she was prepped with at least a 6 pack of Wisconsin beer.
1. Let's get away from the grind for a while and go see the Cheeseheads.
2. Look at that Cheesehead driver!
2. Look at that Cheesehead driver!
by Gorgantina October 22, 2013