Charging Disorder

Newly discovered psychiatric disorder in which your well being and state of mind is inversely related to the amount of charge remaining on your cell phone battery.

OMG!!! I only have 18% battery left!!! Where's my fuggin charger?????

Oh man my charging disorder is outta control today!

by bgreengolf April 13, 2014

Charging cable

A sex move, there you try to put it in, it doesn’t quite fit, so you turn her upside down and it fits perfectly

Bro: I have her the old charging cable last night

Bro 2: Nice!

by eck February 24, 2020

Charging the Battery

Attaching a car battery to your nipples while lactating.

I have gone through 10 car batteries this week because Lori is constantly charging the battery.

by May2Keg June 21, 2007

charging the mound

Another term for anal sex. In the baseball analogy, where home is classified as vaginal sex, third is oral sex, etc., there is an absence of anal in most accepted versions. Charging the mound is an accepted term.

Man 1: Get this, I was charging the mound with that girl last night!
Man 2: She let you do anal?!? You lucky bastard.

by Fister Roboto December 16, 2010

charging the flashlight

Male masturbation. Inspired by a Mad-TV skit in which four men recharge various flashlights by shaking them, resulting in all manner of hilarity, including lots of doubles entendres and winking at male and racial stereotypes.

I came home from work early and there he was: right in the living room, charging the flashlight all over my Victoria's Secret catalog!

by arghonomic April 11, 2010

Charging Rhino

To put one's penis between one's legs and expose one's penis and ass to all surrounding people. This setup is often followed by the rhino running backwards after any audience, while bending over, simulating a rhino in a stampede, looking for a place to butt his horn.

"Man, he just charging rhinoed all of the swimmer boys in the locker room, until he found the right gazelle to take advantage of."

by blueskysrain January 14, 2006

Charging Bull

The Charging Bull is a statue of a bull on Wall Street. It is a well known gathering site for the kind of poop eaters that work in finance. The bull is often used as the symbol of a strong stock market.

Let's meet up at the Charging Bull for lunch.

by MultiFest October 29, 2017