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Lillie Catastrophe

New York city deathrocker, and vocalist and bass player for the band Glass Doll. He frequently appears on stage in women's clothing, and has a rather fey attitude. His age is unknown to most, but he appears to be appr. 19.

His race and gender are usually indeterminate, but the author knows for a fact he's male, and Asian, Jewish, and Peurto-Rican (along with some other various things)

Currently he's dating New York glam punk makeup artist Madeira Darling. Together they form Catastrophe/Darling, the snazzily dressed new york goth scene's answer to Paris and Nicole... except you know... dating.
"Yo, I saw Lillie Catastrophe over at Trash bar last night... the bartender was totally hitting on him."
by MissXanthe October 27, 2007
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Sophomore Catastrophe

Graduating class of 2012, AKA If the world ends in 2012 I just wasted my whole life in school.
"I might as well just drop out now!"

"Why would you do that?!"

"Listen, when the sophomore catastrophe comes your going to be mad because you just spent your whole life in school, while I'll be laughing it up in GUAM!"

"...."

"I'm just saying... Think about it..."
by cookiedough5454 January 3, 2010
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Colombian Catastrophe

Explosive, stomach spasming diarrhea brought on by drinking too much coffee in the morning and not enough breakfast.
Bob- Hey Bill What's up??
Bill- Not now Bob, I've had three cups of Maxwell House this morning and I'm about to experience a Colombian Catastrophe...
by PRC 123 July 23, 2011
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Columbine Catastrophe

An alternate name for Reaper's ult in Overwatch.
Player: I just Columbine Catastrophe'd their entire team!
by Zaeglamesh June 6, 2016
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Rectal Catastrophe

A synonym for goatse

or

A synonym for 1 guy 1 jar
Matt: "Did you see that video I sent you?"

Mason: "Oh man, that was a Rectal Catastrophe."
by Barbecued Ribs May 11, 2010
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apostrophe catastrophe

The term apostrophe catastrophe denotes incorrect use or non-use of the apostrophe (') in a sentence.
Examples of apostrophe catastrophes:

We sell carrot's, parsnip's and potatoe's.

Its going to rain.

Johns coat and Marias bag were left on the train.

He grabbed the cat and started playing with it's tail.
by Fearman March 31, 2008
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Condom catastrophe

When a guy and girl are Fucking and the condom breaks either un noticed or at the wrong moment Result : An OMG moment that could result in an end product of a possible Dump 'N' Dash, Bastard Baby, or STD Stunner!
Dude Last night I Had a Condom Catastrophe!!!!
by Forever Fun 'N' Faithful August 30, 2009
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