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Calf Horr

Someone who purposely likes to beat the shit out of women to feel power. Usually Calf Horr’s cannot hold down a job for long and like pretending they have a large cock- even though it’s probably the size of a soft marshmallow.
Don’t be a Calf Horr if you can’t beat the shit out of your wife and then rail her like she’s on a railroad track the next day!
by chickennoodle77 September 23, 2020
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CALF ON A CLIFF

When you are nailing a girl from behind and you drive her to the edge of the bed. This forces her to reel her arms in a reverse direction in an attempt to keep herself on the bed so as to not interupt the nailing and fall on her face.
"I was pullin a calf on a cliff last night but that bitch fell on her face and broke her nose which led to coitus interuptus."
by Dash Riprock August 4, 2006
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Calf Slap

The act of slapping the calf muscle on the back of the leg in a very swift, painful manner. Best applied to any idiot wearing shorts on a cold day.
Hey Edward! You should calf slap Henry cuz he's wearing shorts in December!
by Hollerin' Bobby April 18, 2008
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Calf Job

When a friend asks you to repeatedly massage their calves in an up and down motion because they like the friction. This can cause a friendly rub to become an awkward task.
Nicki would ask Jillian to give her a Calf Job after a long shift while smiling and licking her lips sensually.
by LLcoolG April 23, 2009
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calf game

The thickness and strengh of your calves
GET YO CALF GAME UP!!!!!!!!
by WicKid April 12, 2014
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Calf Roping

The occurrence when one inserts both hands and feet into another's anus, looking lIke you are baby cow who was calf roped.
Dave: Shane's anus is the size a football.
Devin: Why?
Dave: I was calf ropING Shane so hard last night!
by Catsandra October 16, 2015
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Calf-Down

When a large woman gives birth.
"When's fat Rosie gonna calf-down?"
"She had her baby last night."

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by robapostrophe October 25, 2010
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