C.P.A.B.H.

Cant Poop Anywhere But Home
self explanatory

I cant use that bathroom, I'm CPABH

by gdollar January 3, 2004

C.P.W

means 'Crafty Pocket Wank'
when a dodgy looking man is in a teenage girls trampolining lesson with his hands in his pockets.... CPW

'hey look at that guy with his hands in his pockets...'
'C.P.W?'
'prolly'

by =virus.exe= November 15, 2004

C.P.M

Cold Pool Multiplier, your dick size as soon as you leave a cold pool, compared to the biggest it gets during sex.

I hate how Trent always strips after swimming, everyone knows he has a shitty C.P.M

by AcronymKing February 4, 2015

C.P.A

Reffering to someone as a --- Cutie Pie with an Ass

Dude 1: Yo that chick is mad cute bro.
Dude 2: I know bro shes a C.P.A
Dude 1: Wait you mean shes a certified public accountant
Dude 2: No dumbass shes a cutie pie with an ass.

by zmmnaway October 27, 2010

c.p.h.b.

Cannabis Powered Hover Board C.P.H.B.

That guy was so high, he flew bye, C.P.H.B.

by emilejfagerstromiv May 10, 2019

C.P.T.

Referenced by many rap artists in the 80s-90s, it is the abbreviated form of "Compton". See also: L.B.C.

Just cause I'm from the C.P.T., punk police are afraid of me.

by Sulu October 30, 2006

C.P.A.B.H

also; Can't Pee Anywhere But Home

i cant piss there! Im a C.A.P.B.H.

by of course im V1CKEE January 5, 2004