buyers rights

if someone wants you to buy either fags or alcohol but are too young you have buyers rights which means you take 10% of the amount that you bought and keep it for yourself or give it to someone else.

for example if you buy a 14 year old a pack of 10 mayfair...then you have get buyers rights which gives you the right to keep one and smoke it yourself or if you buy someone a crate of 20 stella you get to keep 2

by klone2k7 October 13, 2007

keg-buyer

(noun) a keg-buyer is a person who, when asked to leave an overcrowded party, offers to "buy" the keg in exchange for being allowed to stay.

"Keg-buyer" can also be used to describe any person who is attempts to use money to win friends or exhibits other whack behavior.

(KB is an acceptable abbreviation for keg-buyer)

"Dude I told this little maggot kid to leave the party and he offered me $20 if I let him stay! Fucking keg-buyer."

"Wow, you're seriously talking about how much money your Dad makes--stop being such a keg-buyer."

"We call the keg-buyer 'KB' on the sneak so he won't know that we're talking about him."

by Mr. Reginald VelJohnson September 28, 2007

Buyers Denial Syndrome

AKA BDS. its a cause of a customer buying a product and it turns out to be a faulty product or a product that was under the expectation of the customer who recieved it.

Instead of the customer A. returning the product to the company for a better one. or B. realize that they have been duped and count their losses. They instead lie to themselves that the product was supposed to do this all along and that this is a good product knowing that it is a bad lackluster investment in a product.

-Can you believe he told me that in madden? the uniforms are not a big deal and also that player doing a moonwalk on the field is just a planned patch from EA coming soon?

-yeah he suffers from Buyers Denial Syndrome. Probably thinks that superman returns should have been game of the year too....

by realistic view September 13, 2007

Beastie Boyed

To sabotage, whether intentionally or not.

Lala, you totally Beastie Boyed that relationship before it even started.

by lalagirl January 18, 2006

Buyer's Remorse

That feeling you get when you realize that the person you voted for in the last election was an even bigger disaster than the one they replaced.

Watchingwhat the new presidentdid to the country during his first week in office, many Americans immediately developed buyer's remorse.

by THX1180 March 12, 2021

Bumëd

A Bumëd is someone who worships the Bum God.

To be a Bumëd , you have to follow a cycle. The cycle is PRAISE, SWEAT, CLENCH, REPEAT.

The anthem is very simple.
🎵CHILLEN ON THE WEEKENED LIKE USUAL
WHATCHING SPONGEBOB AND SCOOBY DOOBY DOO
SHE BE PRAYING

SHE DOING DOING TOO MUCH
I DIDNT WIPE MY BUTT
I JUST POOPED AND GOT UP
SWEAT PANTS
BUT WITJOUT THE PANTS
JUST SWEAT

THATS WE AT
ALL OUR BUMS ARE CLENCHED
TIGHTLY SHUT
STILL POOPING AND GETTING UP

AND IN OUR GOD WE TRUST🎵

Person 1: Why is her bum so tightly clenched
Person 2: Because she is a Bumëd.

by The Bumëdš May 30, 2021

Buyer Humor

Any uninteresting conversation that pertains to: TRP Levels, Rep Firms, Prime Ratings, Makegoods, Added Value, Ratings Books, Rankers, Bump Rates, or Weddings.

by JH March 12, 2003