Baltimore Bus Ride

When someone shits on your dick and then hops on it for a ride.

She asked to use the bathroom and I asked if she wanted a Baltimore Bus Ride instead

by Kbdml March 19, 2022

Irish Bus Ride

**Irish Bus Ride**

*(noun, slang)*

When an Irish man arranges for a Mexican woman—usually from Sonora—to travel north on a Tufesa Executive bus to the U.S.–Mexico border, picks her up after she crosses on foot, has sex with her in Queen Creek, Arizona, and then sends her back to the border in an Uber.

“Did you hear about Kellen? Dude pulled an Irish Bus Ride last weekend.”

by SS Steve April 27, 2025

ghost ride the bus

when you ghost ride the bus you run along the side of the bus, because you don't have enough money to get in...this is followed by stopping at each bus stop asking for spare change to get on.

nicole spent all her money on drugs, so she had to ghost ride the bus to work.

by BETTY CROCKER June 27, 2006

ride the bus

Sitting for up to an hour doing nothing with a load of dick heads (chavs). More common in engalnd because the driving age is 18 and there are alot of chavs.

"What you doin after college?"

"I gotta ride the bus"

by Matt.A October 20, 2007

ride the bus

The act of pooping/taking a dump.

After the Mexican dinner Sean really had to ride the bus.

by Yake November 3, 2005

ride the short bus

V. A derrogatory phrase derived from the smaller school bus used to ferry special education students to and from school. 1) To act in an immature or stupid way. 2) To be an immature or stupid person. 3) To drive an especially large S.U.V.

Johnny is such a dumbass, he definitely rides the short bus.

by snarkette April 23, 2003

ride a yellow bus

yay area slang yadadamean? someone going stupid doo doo dumb, gettin hyphy. as in...those short yellow buses the retarded kids rode to school.

We go dummy retarded and RIDE A YELLOW BUS...

by its me, todd September 26, 2005