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When you get a blowjob from a Burger King employee in the bathroom while you and the partner are both wearing Burger King’s signature crowns. When ordering at the counter on any day from 5pm-closing, you can ask for two extra crowns with your meal and the employee is obligated to suck you off.
Customer: May I have a Whopper Jr. with Burger King’s Two Extra Crowns?

Employee: (sighs) Fine. This is the third time today!
by LightlessLamp March 23, 2020
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Eating Satan's Burger

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Dressing up as a fat Elvis impersonator, sunglasses included, and doing a hooker from behind, while eating a burger. The situation is characterized by Elvis' total lack of disregard.

The term originates from the urban legend of 1970s pornographic film depicting this scenario, in which the burger was prepared by the fry-cook at the diner two blocks over, who is none other than Beelzebub himself, in a new plot to feed his evil to the world.
"I was totally eating Satan's burger this weekend!"
by logikbomb March 15, 2014
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Burger King Kid's Club

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A parody of what corporate marketing execs believe a "diverse" society would be like.

Created by fast food giant Burger King, this group of friends contains every single race/gender/orientation imaginable.

You got the black kid, the mexican kid, the autistic 4chan user, the basic white bitch, the dyke, the cripple, the nerdy jew and a fucking dog to top it all off.

No group of friends on earth look like this. It only exists in the wet dreams of college professors and fast food peddlers.

Every movie and entertainment product created after the year 2010 must contain this exact ratio of characters.
The global elite will not stop until every high school looks like a Burger King Kid's Club.

The Marvel Cinematic Universe contains a Burger King Kid's Club of characters.
by pokebot July 8, 2022
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A half-pound* of fresh beef, American cheese, 6 pieces of crispy Applewood smoked bacon, ketchup, and mayo. Carnivores rejoice!
my wife likes the bacon cheese burger from Wendy’s.
by AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FRICK January 18, 2021
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Ramsey's Perfect Burger

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When you're getting head and you squirt ketchup and mustard onto their head, slap a bun on top and hold a bun to their chin, followed by repeatedly screaming "WHAT ARE YOU?!"
"You better not be planning on giving me a Ramsey's Perfect Burger!"

"Come on, it's just a little sauce and I'll get like a million views"
by anonymous November 1, 2021
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Slow burner

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A song (or performance thereof) that doesn't immediately impress you, but becomes increasingly enjoyable on subsequent renditions. Antonym: pop hit.
J-Dilla's "Donuts" took me a while to get into, but now I love it. It's a real slow burner.
by Razeur June 28, 2014
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silent burner

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A burner fart that comes out silent and without warning. For best effect, do this in an elevator before you get off - then watch the people who get on scream as the doors close trapping them inside.
Ok, who let out a silent burner in the elevator? DAAAAAAMN!
by Dirty Pig November 5, 2003
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