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bullshipping

The ability of stores to compensate for an item's market value by projecting an initially low retail price, and then backhanding you with a shipping charge that may only be described as obscene.
"The desktop was only cheap until I found out that the ground rate was $85. What bullshipping."
by Rubellius March 25, 2010
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Bullshitted

1) To make something up
2)To pull facts, sentences, and other such things out of your ass
1) Dude, I totally bullshitted that essay last night.
2) Man, I bullshitted that free response question.
by MonsterA May 12, 2010
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Don't bullshit a bullshitter.

A warning given when someone tries to talk around someone on a certain subject, but the person is very familiar with the subject matter.
Employer: It seems you tested positive for marijuana.

Employee: I was at a party and people were smoking around me.

Employer: The party must have been in a Mini Cooper with the windows rolled up to have this high of a concentration in your urine. Don't bullshit a bullshitter. Clean yourself up or you're out.
by R.J.H December 26, 2009
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bullshited

(v.) The act of handing in improvised work that you probably did the night before.

(n.) BS is improvised work with which the writer has no care for.
(v.) Yeah... I bullshited that essay, who cares if I fail.

(n.) This work is absolute BS, did you even care?!
by Ambassador Salazar June 27, 2008
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Bullshittenfreude

When you do bullshit but it's so bullshit that you feel bad.
What a load of Bullshittenfreude!
by BleEthan July 11, 2022
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Bullshitter

Some one who just talks the biggest load of crap ever. They just won't fucking shut up!
Paul: Oh yeah i know, i can complete Halo without firing a single bullet on Legendary!!11!!

Mate: Yeah, Yeah, BULLSHIT!
by The Mate May 17, 2005
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Bullshitter

Someone who will claim he drank 2 litres of vodka and was not drunk.
Someone who claims he has many girlfriends who come to his house and sleep with him.
Someone who generally compulsively lies and everyone who speaks to him knows it.
Degenerate of society.
"Hey dude, guess what"
"What?"
"The other night i took on a gang all by myself, each one was down"
"Shutup man, thats bullshit, Your just one big hairy bollock of a Bullshitter."
by MrManc420 October 21, 2009
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