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Mayonnaise bull ride

When a man has sex with a large woman from behind (either doggy or anal), and prior to climax he pulls out & ejaculates on her back. Then he jumps on her back and rides her like a bull.
I did a fat chick last night and finished with the mayonnaise bull ride. I only held on for 5 seconds until she bucked me off.
by StankN October 17, 2010
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Swedish Bull Ride

Another name for the Swedish rodeo A sexual game in where two partners (usually man and woman) are having sex in the doggy style position. The man leans over and whispers in the womans ear, "I have AIDS" or something of equivelant offence. Then the man trys to see how long he can stay on/in before the woman "bucks" him off of her.
Jim: "What's your record in the Swedish Bull Ride?"
Bob: "Only 35 seconds man."
by Barticus September 10, 2008
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Brazilian Bull Ride

When having sex with a partner from behind and you tell them you have some sort of STD and see how long you can stay on (can only use one hand).
When I was having sex with a chick I met in a club I told her I had AIDS when giving it to her doggy style. My Brazilian Bull Ride lasted 8 seconds.
by ddttrr June 29, 2008
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bullemic bull ride

When you are fucking a fat girl in the ass and you reach around to force your finger down her throat causing her to vomit and constricting her asshole for maximum pleasure.
I picked up the fattest girl in the bar and gave her the bullemic bull ride.
by Paxton Allen October 9, 2006
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Mexican Bull Ride

Find the fattest chick u can and stick it in her ass hole, procede by pulling her hair and see how long you can hold on for.
"hey carl, check out that fat chick, shes so large you could mexican bull ride her for hours!"
by i F#$&^* your papa January 29, 2009
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Swedish Bull-Ride

Another name for the Swedish rodeo A sexual game in where two partners (usually man and woman) are having sex in the doggy style position. The man leans over and whispers in the womans ear, "I have AIDS" or something of equivelant offence. Then the man trys to see how long he can stay on/in before the woman "bucks" him off of her.
Jim: "What's your record in the Swedish Bull-Ride?"
Bob: "Only 35 seconds man."
by Barticus September 11, 2008
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Wisconsin bull ride

When you are fucking a girl in doggy and you stick it in her ass without telling her, then try to stay in for 8 seconds
You know I’m a real cowboy I gave that heifer from Hanks bar the good ol’ Wisconsin bull ride and I stayed in for 10 seconds!”
by Wibullrider December 24, 2022
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